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@united would love to know why priority bags are always the last to come out? Feels backwards to me.

@liamgallagher HEY

AFTERNOON

Mike Johnson is the biggest fucking loser I’ve ever witnessed

I’m gonna be so pissed off when brands take influencers to Harry at MSG 😩

Welcome back @Harry_Styles, it’s incredible 🫶🏼🥹

Are other leaders in the crowd at the world economic forum laughing at everything Trump says knowing it’s a lie ?

@PSEGdelivers you’re threatening to shut off my service in ten days yet haven’t been able to call for three days and gotten a “call back tomorrow” message three days in a row. What the fuck? Get me help ASAP or you’ll be hearing from an attorney of some sorts.

NO i actually don’t want to continue speaking to an AI agent when i call anywhere, id rather speak to a person who can resolve my problem in a fraction of the amount of time it takes to even attempt to get through explaining to an AI agent. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

@Uber your app won’t let me change my payment method and won’t connect me to customer service can you help

Sometimes i weep just remembering i saw harry styles live

The cross-fit bro to right wing wanna be political influencer pipeline needs to be studied

HOPE SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR

Three years ago today 😭😭😭😭 #HarryStyles #loveontour

@ryamil27 @ulcmonastery @HenryCutler Nice!

I just got #ordained online as a minister of the Universal Life Church! getordained.org via @ulcmonastery @HenryCutler

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

@hinge i have the best idea let me be a test subject - DM me !!!!!

@hinge i need help dm me

Have we really not established a more efficient way to board / de-board planes yet or are humans just that dumb when it comes to getting on and off

Everyone tell my dog how cute he looks right now !

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