MC Stano

Kenya is crazy, I’m even starting to freak out. Imagine getting the chance for a once-in-a-lifetime selfie and, instead of taking it with Emmanuel Macron, you choose Eliud Kipchoge instead.

Mhesh from the County Assembly of West Pokot has decided kama mbaya mbaya. Daughter of Agrippina who appeared to be addressing the nation under the heavy influence of Kanamba Special, is now accusing the Speaker of supplying her with high voltage electricity so that her name could mysteriously appear on the list of waheshimiwa headed to Mombasa for a “very important workshop.” But after Daughter of Agrippina allegedly served the honorable Speaker with food that faces the earth, our boy suddenly developed selective amnesia and looked the other way. Honestly this is pure injustice,, after hearing good, the least he could have done was secure Mhesh a window seat to Mombasa. Ayaaam telling you Omwami, Kenya is not for beginners!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same As Mudavadi’s Role In Government

Edwin Sifuna and Babu owino seeing bad things on their home ground Kisumu Eeh huku ni TUTAM si mi ndio nakushow

Today's afternoon dose of anger comes from Rome, Italy. The President flew to Rome for a three day State Visit. Then Mudavadi led a Kenyan delegation to Rome. To receive the President. In Rome. The President who left Kenya, was received in Italy. By Kenyans who also left Kenya. To welcome the Kenyan who had already left Kenya. In another country. We flew a delegation to Italy to say karibu to a man who left from the same country they left from. As if there was no one to receive them in Italy because they were the ones doing the receiving in Italy. This is not the first time. Kenyan delegations have received the President in Paris. In Washington. In Dubai. In Tokyo. The pattern is consistent. The President travels. A delegation follows to meet him there. Strategic partnerships are announced. The delegation flies back. The cost is classified under miscellaneous. Meanwhile Ichungw'ah is asking how protests will bring fuel prices down. I have a better question. How does flying to Rome to wave at someone who left from Nairobi bring anything down? Anyway, Tuesday is Tuesday!! Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

Overconfident from watching too many female empowerment girlboss movies and relying on the fact that she was bigger, she thought she could beat him. Reality quickly proved her wrong.

In 2024, he voted YES for the Finance Bill. In 2024, he told Kenyans that SHA had transformed healthcare. In 2024, he defended the system. Today, he has passed on… in India. So let’s ask the uncomfortable question: If Kenya’s healthcare was truly “transformed by Ruto”… What was he looking for in India when it mattered most? Anyway, I echo the sentiments of his fellow Kenyan Kwanza MP, "people die daily, we sympathize and move on."

Uhuru gave out Ksh. 20m to Ademba for Niko Kadi gig. Wanajua wamelipwa. Let them deny the claims niwaanike hapa sai. Boniface Mwangi and Hanifa pia wamelipwa. Open your eyes! Let them deny hapa sai niwaanike!