Eric McClellan

@LakotaMan1 no and fuck no

@BillyHynes I dunno looks like a promo for pro wrestling to me a not the cool do a powerbomb kind

@Bosko_DePompo are you trying to #start a #thing?

A ir hey.,. #A_ir_hey…

Trump needs a "criminal lawyer" #bettercallsaul

@NPRinskeep Better call Saul

“He’s also a very difficult client in that he’s always pushing the envelope, he rarely listens to sound legal advice, and he wants you to do things that are not appropriate, ethically or legally.” washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

@alexheard ummmm... that's still my reflexive pronunciation when I read it

Something we haven't discussed but should: Jethro Bodine would have pronounced it "crew-DITE."

@ned_potter Bye Daisy. Safe home. Our Calvin is a good boy, dog-like in his affections towards us. This of course is offset utterly by our queen, Littles, who regards us with malignant contempt if she regards us at all which makes us love her even harder. We've lost track of who's the pet.

OBIT 🧵 Daisy Boo Biscuit Potter today departed for the great litter tray in the sky, aged 18. Daisy was voted ‘objectively worst cat in the world’ 3 years running, and her hobbies included vomiting and ignoring us.

@Bosko_DePompo ok boomer

i hope we achieve fusion in my lifetime. think of all the plastic we could make when we free up petrochemicals from energy production

@RaxKingIsDead “a broccoli”

time to buy normal groceries for my human family. we’ll start off with thirty carrots and a tub of guacamole

artie wants to see ur best EARS photos mostly dogs + cats but urs r ok too

@CharlesPPierce the production needed actual baseball coaches - no one knew how to hold a bat or pitch - but that’s a problem most sports productions share

I watched 15 minutes of the League Of Their Own series and that was...enough.

@socialistdogmom @lyzl i’ve tried and failed so many times and i’ve quit smoking, drinking, and doing drugs. so do it for the rest of us!

@lyzl it’s been one (1) day and this is worse than quitting smoking i swear to god.

i am once again trying to quit biting my nails (do not give me advice!!!!) and finding out once again that the bitter nail polish ruins the entire experience of eating chips.

@xeni pecan, king of all pies

@BillyHynes cotton/poly blend is a ➕

@BillyHynes yes and I end up spending it looking at fucking twitter

Ruby

I would like to see pets.

@IChotiner “keenly aware” did it for me

@BillyHynes can confirm

@Bosko_DePompo nah i’m just flexing my ventriloquism

welp, the cat farted

@weisselbergers @realBlagojevich crimers gonna crime

@realBlagojevich I always furnish nonpartisan examples to prove partisan bias.

What they did to a sitting Democrat Governor, they are now doing to a former Republican President. The FBI is acting like the KGB. This should not be a partisan issue. It’s an American issue!