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some men aren't meant to be happy they're meant to be great

@ryangerritsen You’re acting like Mark Carney isn’t the prime minister of Canada.

On Carney’s flight to Rome they not only had “freshly squeezed orange juice” but they also had “freshly squeezed apple juice” for $308.00 I’m glad so glad we Canadians are making the necessary sacrifices so Carney can eat like a King on his plane ride.

AUTISTIC FOLKS ARE SOMETIMES KNOWN FOR BURNING BRIDGES. MYSELF INCLUDED (AT LEAST IN THE PAST). WE MAY ABRUPTLY CUT SOMEONE OUT OF OUR LIVES OR MAKE INTENSE SUDDEN 100% ALL IN ADJUSTMENTS. AND WE MIGHT SEEM TO DO THIS MORE THAN OTHERS. SOME SAY IT'S BECAUSE OF BLACK & WHITE THINKING. SOME SAY IT'S BECAUSE OF PAST TRAUMA. I WONDER IF IT'S BECAUSE WE OFTEN LET PEOPLE STEP ALL OVER US WHILE WE MASK AND CAMOUFLAGE -- AND WE DON'T SET BOUNDARIES UNTIL IT'S FAR TOO LATE.

Dear Marijuana, I fucking love you bitch

@DavidMKeyes Sippin pina coladas watching B2 documentary

B-2 waiting for Iran to reject Trump deal

@VladTheInflator The honesty and transparency act is total bullshit. Typical everyday shit you see in real estate. Smart investors stayed away from this dude before he grew a beard.

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@DegenApeDev 20k lasted me 3 months

If you're from Canada You know 20k isn't that much money.

@legolaurapalmer Fuck you and your restaurant.

@AHSTROL Nobody cares.

People are actively trying to murder this guy while he’s live streaming

Canadians be like we have free healthcare and then wait 12 hours in the ER

@412_Nosferatu @HappyPunch We get it you’re a nigger. Sorry to hurt your feelings ya subhuman.

@MD494989 @HappyPunch We get it bro you ran in on your mom getting a train ran on her by a bunch of black guys

They put Ryan Garcia right in front of Devin Haney at the Usyk fight 💀

@rumilyrics Fuck you

Please get addicted to thinking positively in your life

INSTEAD OF WATCHING AN HOUR OF NETFLIX TONIGHT. This 1 hour Stanford lecture by Joel Peterson will teach you more about negotiation and getting what you want than most people learn in years. Bookmark it and give it an hour, no matter what.

@Ava_AM12ff The first time I’ve seen a girl balding 😭

This is hilarious – guy says "date grapist" and gets called out hard. Classic brain fart moment, straight back to grammar school vibes 😂.

Parents spot fake friends. Children spot fake relatives.

It's more important to be liked at your job than it is to do good work