Mike Dabner

Some cracking work from @bt_uk here… no phone calls just keep postponing the installation. Current at 4 months.

Gutted, thought we’d treat ourselves to a @KFC_UKI Christmas stuffing stacker burger each from Ely drive thru and got them both home to find no stuffing in either…. #notsofingerlickingood

Someone tell the cunt who's been in charge for the last 13 years

The turd is being flushed. Rejoice …. Deluded ever to think he could be back. Good riddance to the worst PM in history of all those who lasted more than 44 days.

@NoContextBrits @andrewmussett

Being told “I love you” is nice but have you ever been called “boss” by a kebab man?

@GeorgeOsborn Could of made the bed for the photo 😂

@Lizzie_Scott90 @ukhomeoffice @STN_Airport @MailOnline 3 hours later and not any better for us either…

@andrewmussett Said Andrew Mussett with a hangover…

The best predictor of the future, is the past.

@GeorgeOsborn @_ednight Thank you.

Literally fed up of people stereotyping my mental illness. OCD doesn’t mean I’m incapable. It doesn’t mean I wash my hands for 6 hours. It means I’ve had the green hill zone music playing nonstop in my brain for 15 years

@andrewmussett Very cool

Which is actually German for Thunder and Lightning - isn’t that cool?

I can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Gary Speed’s death. I hope this helps someone…

The story of Owen Paterson’s resignation in 6 minutes.

The last para is a masterclass in how to write about death without writing about death: @HarryHill on the loss of Sean Lock. Quite beautiful: theguardian.com/stage/2021/aug…

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke. Well done you brilliant people. ❤️

@joshjamesblunt Have you still got this?

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We learn more about the society when we lose, far more than we learn when we win.

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

Can’t dance at a wedding but can stuff strawberries and champagne down your neck at The All England Club packed with tens of thousands crammed like sardines in a tin.

😡 | "I'm a #MUFC fan and I'm absolutely disgusted." 💥 | "They are an absolute joke." @GNev2 gives a brutally honest reaction to reports that England's biggest clubs are expected to be part of plans for a breakaway European Super League.