Matt Griffin

Meet Little Fauci, my new ICD that should save my life if the arrhythmia gifted to me by Moderna, which almost killed me last week, ever comes back. Hey SCOTUS, when are you going to void that ridiculous EUA so the ever growing class of the vaccine-injured can get some justice?

Remember- when you leave Massachusetts for New Hampshire, you are a refugee, not a missionary.

Cade Boozer had one job. Hold the ball and get fouled Worst unforced error in Duke basketball history.

@GovernorShapiro Nothing responsible happens after midnight.

@GovernorShapiro 4 AM? Are you insane?

BREAKING: I just signed a bipartisan bill giving bars the option to stay open until 4 AM as we celebrate FIFA and America250 right here in Philadelphia. Celebrate responsibly, Philly. 🍻🇺🇸

@robertlufkinmd I'm not defending alcohol because it is a very dangerous substance. But if it was such a carcinogen, all of our ancestors prior to the introduction of processed sugar, refined flour, and seed oils would have died of cancer. They didn't.

Over the past four years, alcohol companies have collectively lost $830 billion in market value—with Gen Z emerging as a major driver. U.S. adult drinking rates have dropped to just 54%, the lowest level since tracking began in 1939, This shift comes as health concerns intensify: the World Health Organization now states that no level of alcohol is safe, while the U.S. Surgeon General has linked it to multiple types of cancer.

@DemocraticWins Most annoying band ever

BREAKING: Dropkick Murphy’s Ken Casey just perfectly explained why he and Dropkick Murphy are supporting and performing at the No Kings Day rally in Boston. Let’s go.

@JBPritzker So deep

People ask why I push back so hard on Donald Trump. It's simple: Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

@GavinNewsom You will never be President with those jazz hands.

Donald Trump knows he's going to get shellacked in the midterms. That's why he's rigging everything in sight. We have to win back the House or we may not have a free and fair election in 2028.

@MassGovernor 🖕

As the holy month of Ramadan comes to an end, I’m wishing our Muslim neighbors in Massachusetts and around the world a joyous Eid al-Fitr. Eid Mubarak!

@MassGovernor @MassEEA @MassDFG @EEASecretary A crossbow? 😂🤣

Hunters love what Massachusetts has to offer, they just want laws that make sense — and I agree. Let's start by lifting the ban on Sunday hunting.

@SenMarkey Cuba needs oil. And one hurricane would wipe out everything you're talking about, Mr. Green New Deal.

Cuba has gone dark. Trump’s vindictive oil embargo – along with a sanctions regime that has starved Cuba of opportunities to develop its solar and wind – is depriving innocent Cuban citizens of basic necessities and creating a humanitarian crisis. Trump must end the embargo.

@james_xond Here's how you do. It. Chop them much more finely but leave some big pieces. Finely chop pancetta. A few blobs of duck fat. 375 oven for half an hour. You're welcome.

Be brutally honest… does anyone actually enjoy eating Brussel Sprouts?

@chefsevenn Tomatoes. I love them but nightshade vegetables are inflammatory, according to Tom Brady. He's not wrong, but I still make my Sunday meat sauce as my Italian mother and grandmother taught me.

Remove ONE food from this plate. Olives for me. You?

@BarbellFi I have a family doing just that on my business property. The problem with the theory is you need a place to park it.

If I was drowning in debt today I would sell everything I owned Move my family into an old RV And live like we were crazy poor Why aren’t more people doing this? 🤔

@dmbkparker Ditch!!!!

Do you think if I put you in a helicopter you could successfully takeoff and land? No instruction. You can watch as many YouTube videos as you want before we go.

I thought it was St. Patrick's Day, not pink lesbian day.

Keep drinking 110 grams of sugar

@AWAKEINVT Isn't Burlington the lesbian capital of New England?

The height of idiocy here in evil little Vermont.