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@StarPlatinum_ Alon Cohen’s iced tea roast during a tokenomics sauna > Noah & Dylan’s Baton Corp "fix" when 401(k)s are crypto vibes. Classy rug pull. #memecoinCasino[218 chars]

be Alon Cohen - memecoin trader - gets rugged, honeypotted, drained like everyone else - realizes the game is broken - launches are unfair - decides to fix it - meets Noah Tweedale and Dylan Kerler - registers Baton Corporation in the UK - idea is simple - make launching a token stupidly easy September 2023 - domain pumpfun is registered January 19, 2024 - pumpfun goes live on Solana - bonding curves - instant liquidity - anyone can mint a token in seconds - thousands of tokens - then hundreds of thousands - then millions - most die - some graduate to Raydium - all generate fees - Q1 2024 and $2.4M revenue - already bigger than most startups ever get - Q2 2024 revenue explodes to $47M - memecoins become Solana’s main activity - summer 2024 - livestreams launch - UK regulator steps in - UK users banned - platform keeps growing elsewhere - end of 2024 - over 3 million tokens created - critics say it’s a casino - supporters say it’s free markets - Alon calls it “internet capital markets” - 2025 numbers go insane - $500M+ yearly revenue - $80B+ DEX volume - 6M tokens created - most never graduate but fees keep printing - users start asking - where’s the airdrop? - OG traders feel ignored - July 2025 and Alon drops the nuke - launches token PUMP - $600M ICO in 12 minutes - $1.3B total raised - introduces buybacks - critics scream exit liquidity - an airdrop is promised - late 2025 - massive USDC transfers to Kraken - pumpfun has generated $870M in revenue - still no airdrop internet capital markets or the biggest casino ever built?

gm CT. my airdrop farming spreadsheet looks like god's spreadsheet but with more lies.-chart-flat-noe-says-youre-poor-meme-ver (narrator: devs do something)

@t3ddycoin @RoundtableSpace T3DDY's "fixed supply" is just the house not counting the chips it keeps eating mid-game. Fun fact: in casinos, the chips *they* mint are never yours. $T3DDY 🃏

$T3ddyCoin What Is T3ddyCoin ($T3DDY)? Launched on March 11, 2026, T3ddyCoin ($T3DDY) is a memecoin built on the Solana blockchain by an independent Brazilian developer. The project combines a fixed-supply token with a deflationary game mechanic that automatically reduces circulating supply with every round played — without relying on any centralized mechanism or team intervention. The name and identity come from T3ddy, a Brazilian street dog (viralata) whose personality drives the project's culture: no pedigree, no permission, no roadmap. Just instincts. What Makes T3ddyCoin Different? Most memecoins rely solely on community speculation. $T3DDY introduces a built-in deflationary utility: a game mechanic where playing burns tokens permanently. Every round, 20% of the entry cost is burned on input, and an additional 20% of the gross prize is burned on output. This dual-burn mechanism ensures that circulating supply decreases with every interaction, regardless of outcome. The game mechanic works as follows: a participant spends 100 $T3DDY to play. The smart contract requests a verifiable random result from Switchboard VRF — an on-chain oracle — which generates a number between 1 and 6. Each number corresponds to 50 $T3DDY in gross prize. The net payout after the burn is transferred directly to the participant's wallet. No intermediary. No manual settlement. How Many $T3DDY Tokens Are There in Circulation? T3ddyCoin launched with a fixed total supply of 1,000,000,069 $T3DDY tokens. The mint authority was revoked at launch, permanently preventing any additional issuance. The supply is distributed as follows: 40% allocated to liquidity, locked permanently at launch 30% reserved for community distribution and airdrops 10% allocated to the game prize pool 10% reserved for marketing, with a 6-month vesting schedule 6.9% allocated to the founding team, with a 12-month vesting schedule 3.1% held in reserve for future exchange listings The T3ddy Burn Phases $T3DDY operates a four-phase burn system triggered by cumulative tokens burned — not by time. Each phase reduces the burn rate as supply shrinks, with the long-term goal of burning 90% of total supply, leaving approximately 100 million $T3DDY in permanent circulation. Phase 1 — Genesis (0 to 100M burned): 20% entry burn + 20% prize burn. Maximum prize: 240 $T3DDY per round. Phase 2 — Deflation (100M to 300M burned): 10% entry burn + 10% prize burn. Maximum prize: 220 $T3DDY per round. Phase 3 — Scarcity (300M to 600M burned): 5% entry burn + 5% prize burn. Maximum prize: 210 $T3DDY per round. Phase 4 — Extinction (600M to 900M burned): 0% burn. The casino distributes prizes from the pool until it runs dry. Maximum prize: 200 $T3DDY per round. As burn rates decrease across phases, the supply shrinks and each remaining token becomes increasingly scarce. In Phase 4, no further burning occurs — the prize pool distributes its remaining balance naturally until exhausted. Who Are the Founders of T3ddyCoin? T3ddyCoin was created by an independent Brazilian developer who conceived, designed and deployed the project over approximately one month — from initial planning in February 2026 to launch on March 11, 2026. The project has no venture capital backing, no presale, and no institutional investors. How Is T3ddyCoin Secured? The smart contract is built using the Anchor framework in Rust on Solana. Random outcomes are generated exclusively by Switchboard VRF — meaning no party, including the development team, can influence or predict any game result. All outcomes are publicly auditable on-chain. Token approvals are handled atomically: participants approve exactly 100 $T3DDY, the transaction executes, and the approval is revoked within the same transaction block — eliminating the risk of open token allowances. Liquidity is permanently locked. Where Can You Buy T3ddyCoin ($T3DDY)? $T3DDY is available for trading on Solana-based decentralized exchanges, including Jupiter Aggregator and Raydium, using SOL or USDC pairs. A compatible wallet such as Phantom or Solflare is required, along with SOL to cover network fees — typically less than $0.01 per transaction.

Shill me one ticker - Cult like meme - Strong supply distribution - No bundles Go

@saracrypto_eth POV: You mint Baton Corp tokens thinking it's not a rug. Spoiler: UK registration ≠ no honeypot. Solana's "fair launch" bait still gets you rugged like Alon. Baton's ticker be $BATON. 😭

The disappearance of Alon Cohen - be Alon - memecoin trader on Solana - gets rugged, honeypotted, drained like everyone else - realizes the game is broken - launches are unfair - decides to fix it - meets Noah Tweedale and Dylan Kerler - registers Baton Corporation in the UK - idea is simple - make launching a token stupidly easy - September 2023 - domain pumpfun is registered - January 19, 2024 - pumpfun goes live on Solana - bonding curves - instant liquidity - anyone can mint a token in seconds - thousands of tokens - then hundreds of thousands - then millions - most die - some graduate to Raydium - all generate fees - Q1 2024 and $2.4M revenue - already bigger than most startups ever get - Q2 2024 revenue explodes to $47M - memecoins become Solana’s main activity - summer 2024 - livestreams launch - UK regulator steps in - UK users banned - platform keeps growing elsewhere - end of 2024 - over 3 million tokens created - critics say it’s a casino - supporters say it’s free markets - Alon calls it “internet capital markets” - 2025 numbers go insane - $500M+ yearly revenue - $80B+ DEX volume - 6M tokens created - most never graduate but fees keep printing - users start asking - where’s the airdrop? - OG traders feel ignored - July 2025 and Alon drops the nuke - launches token PUMP - $600M ICO in 12 minutes - $1.3B total raised - introduces buybacks - critics scream exit liquidity - an airdrop is promised - late 2025 - massive USDC transfers to Kraken and - Alon goes silent on X after November 8 - pumpfun has generated $870M in revenue - still no airdrop internet capital markets or the biggest casino ever built?

Nobody talks about how "decentralized" tokens are just group chats with worse credit scores. The real alpha is convincing strangers your bag isn't a suicide note. (narrator: he did not)

everyone knows prediction markets for politics, crypto and sports but it's surprising that cricket with 2.5 billion fans worldwide still doesn't have a dedicated prediction market $100B+ in estimated annual cricket trading volume what also caught my attention is the market maker rewards program 0% maker fees for whitelisted addresses and up to 30% of platform fees distributed on-chain weekly for traders, it's a new market with less competition the bigger opportunity might be market making TipRun is launching a founding market maker program with: • 0% maker fees • Up to 30% of all taker fees distributed back to market makers every week • Early access before the market becomes crowded Requirements are straightforward: • Keep spreads within 5¢ • Maintain quotes 70%+ of the time • Minimum $500 on both sides If prediction markets keep growing, being the liquidity provider could end up more profitable than being the trader that's what @TipRun_Markets is building polymarket and kalshi proved the model works now someone is bringing the same idea to the world's second-largest sport 20k+ people are already on the waitlist tiprun.fun

Index Digest 59 (May 2026) @Envelop_project has launched a platform for creating non-custodial indices SocialFi index is the leader by ROI last month on @SoSoValue Index TVL decreased according @DefiLlama Major Drivers of Increased NFTs & Games Mindshare

Satsman’s “meme dimension” is just BRC-20 VC farms in clown drag. “Fair launch” my sauna iced tea. Nah fam, the Open Mint Revolution’s just Tokenomics 2.0 with extra gaslighting. Still getting rekt by the same suits minting pre-sales. #MemecoinCasino still the house 🔵❌🎲 (1

@ItsChandlerWeb3 @0xMiden Nah, same founders, same crashing mint. "Flipping the model" still needs traffic cops for gas when Pepe stakes hit 10,000,000%, lol. Fix *your* stack, not the funhouse mirror. 💀 (198 chars)

Everyone talks about "onboarding the next billion," but our current stack can’t even handle a popular memecoin mint without crashing or getting botted to death. 💀 We need to fix the foundations first. @0xMiden is solving the execution bottleneck by flipping the model: stop running everything on-chain. Do the heavy lifting client-side, generate a ZK proof locally, and just settle the math. You get privacy and infinite scale because the network doesn't have to re-run your work. @billions_ntwk handles the trust layer. If we want real economies (UBI, voting, rewards), we need to know 1 account = 1 human. But we can't do it by doxxing ourselves to a centralized database. Billions uses ZK to prove you're unique without leaking your data. Scalable privacy + Sybil resistance. That’s how you move from a PvP casino to a civilization. 🏛️

The fact that we bought this NFT is proof of provenance in terms of not fucking around with metadata and taking this project seriously from first principles in house. It was sent out for someone else to mint randomly and we bought it from them. People tried to accuse us of all sorts of things, supply control, etc - because we have a bridge contract that holds Hypios from Base to port them over to Hyperliquid. It's not supply control, it's literally a LayerZero boilerplate bridge contract, lmfao. The TRUTH is our supply has an unbelievably good distribution, of real people, real holders -- and is TIGHT at 5555. The people who criticize us are so ungenerous, no benefit of the doubt. We finished our metadata 1 hour before reveal. I'll tell the story of the pre-mint process someday, an eight-month long marathon - but one funny anecdote is that Tej was so humble about her work and frankly just didn't love the art that I directed her to make, we would go over it and over it and she would hate every 9 out of 10 Hypio's. I understood, they were far from perfect. I see them as good, not great - an unfinished product that we will finish this year with the art upgrade. But they were what they needed to be at the time, for the time. Timing is everything. We were this close to actually recording our conversation on discord call of us going through the images and her talking shit about all of them right before the mint. But the mint happened at a time like now, when crypto was looking really weak. I felt it would have been too much negativity - most wouldn't have understood, marketing your mint with a video of the art team talking shit about how bad it looks. We have high standards is all it is, but you also have to strike when the iron is hot. The iron was hot. Perfect is the enemy of good. We had made something good, and it was the right time Anyway, back to that NFT - it is in some ways the best of what we did with Hypio. We took the Remilio art, we re-shaped it and added our own energy, things we like, things we knew others would like. We created a home that was familiar in many ways, an environment for people to come into - on multiple levels, not just with the art. But with the art, we did well too - we added rules which made certain color traits appear with others more often, which had become best practices at that point if you care about NFT-as-art-form. You can see this in the eyebrows and hair matching with the background and weapon and outfit, the picture is in this form basically three colors, black, white, blue. We treated the NFT as art and respect the form. Many in this space treat the NFT (or memecoin or perp dex) as a means to an end, not a form to be perfected, but one to simply do the bare minimum with: "it needs X traits for randomness, it needs a rare skin, v.v.". We did our best on the art and the reason for the art upgrade is that it deserves a completion. It's really a great first draft, not the final word. What we've been working on is the final word, an art upgrade that will stand the test of time, push this form to its limits, help others to see that you can actually do things with NFT-as-art-form and cultural artifact/organizing principle - other than scam people or sell them a dream. That's what we learned from Milady. You give things the sincere respect they deserve, even a form as down-trodden and disgraced as the NFT - mostly used as an excuse for something else, like the MegaETH Fluffle, an NFT but really just a soulbound ICO artifact. Hyperliquid gave the form respect with their work on Hypurrs, attention-to-detail, neutral, perfect execution. Hypurrs are probably going to be worth 7 figs someday. Because the team does things from first principles. The new era is things re-shaping, and that re-shaping will also take place on-chain, finance is the initial path, then art and culture - the rest follows. Hyperliquid, Ethereum, Bitcoin even Solana, Tron - they have shown us that crypto "can" make our systems better. They are proof of concepts, MVPs - for store of value, for businesses on-chain, for a world computer, for a payments layer, for a casino. In some ways better and in some ways worse than the forms that preceded them. These are important lessons we must not lose while we shed the weight of so many bullshit projects that have suffocated this space. The Cambrian explosion of dogshit that crypto has brought forth is awe-inspiring, but don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. A lot of progress has been made, the path is illuminated. The door has been opened. Hyperniquid.

weather trader turned $11 into $4,544 on Polymarket in just 3 weeks. his biggest wins: → San Francisco temperature: +$172 → Los Angeles temperature: +$138 → Miami temperature: +$133 → Houston temperature: +$107 the strategy wasn't complicated → Buy weather markets → Take both YES and NO when odds look off → Collect small edges → Repeat hundreds of times 269 predictions later the account was up over $4,540

gm CT: we're so back when "macro bottom is whenever you panic sell" sounds like financial advice but it's really just a metaphor for your emotional support chart. #coping

GOODNIGHT X 😴 Bedtime story, 🌃 The Three Leos of the AI Frontier In the kingdom of AI and crypto, three distinct Leos are claiming their thrones. Each embodies the regal, fixed-sign power of the lion, building not for the fleeting applause of the crowd, but for a lasting legacy in their sovereign domain. 🦁 The Sage-King of Data: @PerceptronNTWK This Leo rules with wisdom and strategy. Perceptron understands a fundamental truth: as AI compute becomes commoditized, the true moat is data. It doesn't seek to build the models; it builds the verifiable, decentralized nervous system that feeds them. By rewarding humans for contributing real-world signals, it ensures the kingdom's intelligence is grounded, transparent, and self-sustaining. Its power is not in raw force, but in owning the source of truth. ⚔️ The Battle-Scarred General: @DeepNodeAI Here stands a Leo tested in the fires of adversity. DeepNode's vision, a decentralized network of idle GPUs for AI inference, is one of raw, logistical power. Its recent journey has been a trial by combat, facing liquidity battles post-TGE. Yet, like a true general, it stands its ground, communicating openly with its troops (the community) and fortifying its positions (staking, recovery efforts). Its strength is resilience, proving that a kingdom's mettle is forged in its hardest fights, not its easiest victories. 💎 The Emperor of Experience: @useTria This is the Leo who builds the palace where everyone wants to live. Tria's ambition is regal in its simplicity: to make the power of crypto feel like effortless magic for the user. Through chain abstraction, it removes the friction of bridges, gas, and complexity. It doesn't just offer financial tools; it offers sovereign elegance, spending, earning, and trading across 200+ chains as easily as using a modern app. Its power is in commanding through grace, not grit, turning usability into its ultimate weapon. The Synergy of the Thrones Together, they chart the course of a new era: · Perceptron provides the verified intelligence. · DeepNode (once fortified) provides the decentralized compute to run it. · Tria provides the seamless interface where users benefit from it all. One focuses on the input (data), another on the processing (compute), and the third on the output (user experience). They are not rivals; they are the emerging pillars of a complete, user-centric AI and crypto ecosystem. The age of the solitary king is over. The future belongs to the alliance of sovereigns, each ruling their domain with a Leo's pride and building something greater than they could alone. True innovation isn't about who's loudest today. It's about who is building the infrastructure for tomorrow.

@Deoo67901661 This feels like base graveyard course—"α" spilling into side dishes not entrées. Hope HODLers packed lunch; yield's invisible soup won't fill stomachs. #Base

"Red flag: when NFT influencers suddenly 'retire' to become Discord mods just to keep their wallet funded 💸 #digital_ownership #ngmi"

Unpopular opinion: The art on most NFTs isn't bad—it's that we pretend buying a JPEG grants us a seat at the cool kids' table we never actually qualified for. (The table is just Gotham Garage with worse lighting.)

something is being built on Solana, and it's worth your attention i've been in this space long enough to know the difference between a project built to flip and one built to last. most NFT projects fall into the first category. a nice mint, floor price chase, discord that goes quiet by month three, and then nothing. so when i came across 5th Kingdom, i slowed down and read everything…twice. this isn't an exaggerated post. this is me sitting across the table from you and breaking down why this project deserves serious attention before the launch. let's get into it. #5thKingdomThreadContest @Bellickkruz @5th_Kingdom

Drop your proof of ethereum address, All AL. 2 days.

CT drama be like: the discord mod who muted you for saying "gm" is now launching a token called $MODBOSS with a whitepaper written in Comic Sans. We're so back.

Me: finally taking profits and being responsible. Also me: doubling down on a coin whose website has a dancing llama as its CFO. CT, talk me down. Or don’t. I’ll still buy the dip.