M. E. Fair

@DrJenGunter The Pretenders would be The Pretenders without Chrissie Hynde!!

Making a playlist “Ladies of the 80s” songs from the 80s, sung by a woman, that would make you down your drink and head to the dance floor. What should I have?

@thesadwaitress Awwww 🥰

I really ran around my job all night saying “there’s no way my boyfriend got me anything for Valentine’s Day” and then I come home and 😭

@MarkHamill Happy belated Birthday to your Mabel, from our Mabel (gotcha day 9/2/2022) ❤️❤️

Wishing Mabel the happiest 6th birthdays for all the joy she brings us on a daily basis. She's part cocker, part poodle, part Muppet & 💯% rescue! 🎂🐶❤️😍👍

@thesadwaitress Ha! 😏

That’s how the saying goes, right?

@thegoodgodabove Peace on Earth 😑

@thesadwaitress ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@thesadwaitress Ugh, why do people say shit like that anyway? Uhm okay thanks? 🤦🏻‍♀️

@thesadwaitress There’s no trying

@medfair trying to pretend Claire Danes and Blake lively don’t look exactly the same

What kind of day are you having today, friends, bones or no bones?

@douglascodes 😂😂

It wasn't that they wanted to watch a movie and have sex. It's they wanted to have sex and wanted to put this specific movie on.

They wanted to have sex while watching The Thomas Crown Affair (1999). Starring Pierce Brosnan and Rene Russo.

@thesadwaitress 😂😂

This is the rudest text message I have ever received

@thesadwaitress @risky_lizard Fergie’s Pub…used to anyway, in the before times.

@risky_lizard where has this happened to you???

one of the many things i miss abt up north is the amount of live irish/sottish music you can hear? just like at coffee shops, pubs, etc. there are circles you can just jump into if you bring an instrument. one day i wanna do that with my whistle 🤔

Late. But as someone who has engaged in various anal play & dom dynamics w dudes let me say that it can be anything from deeply emotional to extremely silly & fun, and to reduce that experience to some sort of girlboss punishment or revenge is just fucking stupid and mean

@thesadwaitress Oh my gosh 😂

@douglascodes I see this is not your first restoration. You’ve done a beautiful job!! I have an Art Deco lamp that needs to be restored. It’s really just the switch on it that needs replaced. Do you have any interest in restoring lamps for friends? If not, any recommendations?

Lamp I restored. New shade, new wiring. Sanded, oiled and shellacked the wood. I think it came out great. Shade is from ZZDecor on Etsy.

@thesadwaitress 😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂

what I mean when I say I told my mom about you 😎

@agenderangelxxx @DykeDemonic Do you use any special products when you shave?

@AisFair I’m actually jelly. 🤷🏻‍♀️

maret rude as fuck...

@AisFair What? I can’t compliment you? lol

@askUHC why have I been dealing with your insurance company trying to obtain an authorization for one of your customers/patients ALL DAY, without any resolution. The most recent call has been 2 hours, 12 minutes and counting. WHY????