Caffeine Crusader

I have the forearms of a Greek god and the calves of a 2x4

@Mullet_Simp Yes

I am drinking Diet Coke at 10:30am. Does this look like the behavior of someone who is taking finals week well?

@Mullet_Simp We ungayed Canada

We beat them at hockey and factory reset them

@Mullet_Simp 🙋‍♂️

I have no one to send this to

Good afternoon.

In a world full of sport bikes… get a Harley

@Mullet_Simp My blood type was mentioned

White Monster is the young male’s version of essential oils

Now!

I be lookin all mysterious on a bike until Sabrina starts playing…

It’s up to us now. #ForCharlie

You can’t comprehend the amount of power (caffeine) coursing through my veins

Yes

Anxiety meds got nothing on a nap with puppies and a blanket

The only thing more divisive than pineapple on pizza is a mullet

@Mullet_Simp 🧢

@mediocreresults So real but I still do

College life really is just pouring white monster in your coffee at 10am

I hate September.

🤣🤣

@Mullet_Simp None taken

@mediocreresults But yeah. They are kinda cringey nonetheless no offense

I may be cringe, but at least I’ve never bought a Grunt Style shirt