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She didn’t want me at my bulk. She doesn’t deserve me on the cut
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Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️
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Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️
@Mullet_Simp
I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time.
Rent free in your head Katılım Ocak 2021
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Hot take: Luke Combs only has one good song and it’s about tornadoes
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@virtualbnuy @PerryALPHA RIP Fleets. Gone but never forgotten
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@Mullet_Simp @realBlakeBeye I say we get the lovely couple a cat as a wedding present.
She'll love it.
Better, he'll have to clean the litter box for 20 years.
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I expect a total refund and a free first class seat on my next flight.
Unacceptable.
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb
Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.
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親愛なるアメリカのＸ民たちよ
これが日本で最も有名なKOMATSUの装甲ブルドーザー
モデル:75式ドーザー
Weaporize.com@weaporize
Dear Japanese X. This is America's favorite Komatsu Model: Kill Dozer
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13% of US Supreme Court justices write 52% of the retarded opinions
Mostly Peaceful Memes@MostlyPeaceful
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How did I end up at a table with frat sweethearts for a college I don’t go to in a city I don’t live in?
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Drinking coffee out of a styrofoam cup makes me feel like I’m in Twister
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I will trade every Canadian to have Japan as our neighbor
yokkun@ジャパコミ2026 5/9-10@MetalYoshi
アメリカにはIn-out-burgerってゆう行列のできるハンバーガー屋があるんです。ハンバーガー界本当の王はマクドナルドではないんです。
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My life would be so much more easy IF WOMEN STOPPED LYING ABOUT ME.
I didn’t date you. Get. Over. It.
Thank you.
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@3nDLEGEND I figured it was an April Fools joke lol. Nobody is willingly Calvinist
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I know this will come as a shocker to most, but I have decided to become a Calvinist. My conscience no longer allows me to remain outside of this truth.
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@NoLeaksPls I feel like the war thunder community would wait for April Fools day to leak something so we can’t tell if it is real or not
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The new Mexican prototype tank Mayatl-1910 was leaked today in the war thunder forums
Hydraulic systems, armor, and a 135 mm canon that shoots an APFSDS that its core contains a grandma's chancla and has the ability to penetrate armour up to 467 mms
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Drank an Alani on an empty stomach and I feel like I just did coke
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This Monday at work my brain decided to relive every second of trauma in my life in an attempt to understand it all. 0/10 Monday
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