Мullet Man 🇺🇸🌪️

Shaving your balls while listening to TOOL is darn near an out of body experience

Hypothetically, if I got invited to her family’s memorial day cook out three hours away from my house, are we winning chat?

I don’t know who needs to hear this. SUPPORT. YOUR. LOCAL. BAIT. SHOPS.

When BeReal shows you a memory you absolutely did not want to see

Gonna start saying “Oh y’all haven’t broken up yet” when someone talks about their relationship that nobody approves of.

Being an intern with two bosses feels like being the child of divorced parents sometimes

@BravePoaster @jarvis_best Datejust/AK combo goes nuts

@jarvis_best I’m worse, I’m a gun guy too

Watch guys are just built different

@BritinieProsser @KMOV You do know by using AI to make these photos you are creating more demand for Data Centers?

Google announced it is bringing a $15 billion data center to mid-Missouri, located next to an already approved $35 billion data center run by Amazon. firstalert4.com/2026/05/20/goo…

We are spending billions of dollars in data centers because y’all keep sexting AI chatbots. WHEN WILL WE MAKE THE HORNY PAY?!

When the Zynamon roll hits and you are fighting for consciousness in the office and your boss decides it is a great time to pop in for story time.

Using AI photos and descriptions to protest AI data centers is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long while.

@OldWest1453 I respectfully disagree

@Mullet_Simp You should never "call her" that, but can refer to her as that when speaking to the child!

Lowkey can’t wait to be a dad so I can call my wife mommy without it being societally weird

@theodictator Data centers are my favorite debate right now. Right winged Boomers hate them but use AI disseminate to Facebook why they are evil because they are stupid and can’t research it themselves. Leftists hate them because of “energy”. Yet everyone uses the tech that makes us need them.

Same people who opposed nuclear power are simultaneously angry that we don’t have enough power to accommodate data centers

When you get a 80% on your group project, but your individual grade was a 100% so you know you carried the team

Every time I see 4:04 on the clock I say “404 Time Not Found” and laugh to myself because I have nobody

My coworkers know nothing about my life except for some of the crazier stories last semester. I feel like an urban legend in the office.

I hate these people.

Yes, you are a horrible human being. One more rep will get her to like you, king.