Matt Dunn

@mbta why aren’t you canable if running trains the length of your lines? Or, at a minimum, providing alerts of you deficiencies?

@fitzbono @fitznud thanks. Second best act I've seen from North Carolina this year @BJBarhamTweets

Turns out Chili Cheese Fritos taste exactly like what you would expect Chili Cheese Fritos to taste like

A voice activated remote seems like a good idea, until it starts responding to "watch Mickey"

As a society, do we have protocol on how to mete out justice to people at crosswalks who hit the walk button and then proceed to jaywalk?

@MBTA just to be clear, no trains for ten minutes when I boarded the train, but at NQ there is magically traffic in front of us?

@fitznud @fitzbono it will keep the crawfish hot as a chimney fire, we'll keep the beers nice & cold @TpTroubadours

Not trying to tell anyone how do their job, but can we agree that all pre-8am sets by subway performers must always be acoustic?

Vanity license plates are so quaint...Here, have six characters to sum up the ethos of your life.

Are we sure the players in the #NCAATOURNAMENT wouldn't rather play on the regular courts & pocket the money spent on the fancy new courts?

Does liking boxing instead of UFC qualify me as a hipster? #pleasesayno

Christmas lights, because how else would I let the rest of the neighborhood know what time I go to bed at

Did someone legally disprove the ending to Miracle On 34th Street, and that's why they had to change it for the remake?

My son's favorite new toy is half a head of ice berg lettuce... Maybe I should have read some of those parenting books.

Lions highlights on Red Zone, Gravy simmering on the stove, it's starting to feel a lot like Thanksgiving

My kid after breaking into the bathroom is essentially Cartman at Casa Bonita, just relishing every instant before he is apprehended

I need that spray foam that soccer refs have in order to show my dog where he can sit while my son eats

Maybe the cop that pulled me over last year only wanted to show me the short cut I now use on my way home from work each night

@WadeBowen @rrbchoir turned my back for two seconds, and he went & became a fan #whatishisreasontoquit?

I'm heading to bed, let me know if Phil Simms ever successfully makes the painful adjustment of calling Michael Vick "Mike Vick"