MeejMontez
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2026 una still Dey pick beans 😒
Pour everything in water, remove every dirt that floats, cook your beans
Love George@_Lovegeorge
Una no even ask where I dey since morning 😒
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@Waywayy20 @MkoTheComedian You’d rather take your chances of marrying her without making your own findings 😂
Na una type dem go cheat one wey go later shock 😂
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@meejmontez @MkoTheComedian Ok so for ur mind now u think say If u check her phone e go guarantee say she no go cheat Abi? I say una plenty wey mumu until una know say different technique Dey for this girls hand the better for una, una just be dummy
No go better ur own life mumu.Girl wey go loyal go loyal.
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@Waywayy20 @MkoTheComedian Na why Una Dey put OS for house marry 😂
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@mikeoriv He’s seeing signs now but he’s waiting to see wonders.
The apology was a rumpled one sef.
She probably apologized after thinking of her ex who she wants to pepper with the picture on social media 😂😂
She even controlled the mumu to kiss her and he still carry mouth put 🤡💀
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Things I want in my husband:
-Must be a virgin
-Must give birth to a girl
-Must be submissive
-Must know how to cook and clean
-Must live with me in my parents'
house after marriage
-Must take my surname after marriage
-Must never talk back
-Must have no past relationships
-Must obey everything I say
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@TheOnlyPhellar You should turn on your dm to accept message requests
I need a backend dev urgently.
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Hi Tuesday, I’m a Backend Developer living in Lagos🫠



Biba@UIbyBiba
Hi Friday, I’m a UI/UX designer living in Abuja!
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CAMP REQUIREMENTS
```If you have registered and with call up number, it's time you start getting things needed for NYSC orientation camp ready so that you won't miss any of the documents or items you’ll need in camp.```
*DOCUMENTS REQUIRED IN CAMP*
📍 Certificate or Statement of Result
📍 School ID
📍 Recent Passport 8-10
📍 Green Card(Document you will printout 24-48hrs after successful registration)
📍 Call Up Letter(This show the state you are posted to for service) to be available 3 days to orientation camp
📍 Medical Fitness Certificate
📍 Medical Report ( Optional for exeat or redeployment under health)
📍 Licence for (Doctors and co.)
📍 Addendum ( print from your portal and sign)
📍NIMC (NIN slip or plastic ID)
📍nerd clearance slip ( if it will be required) thanks
Note: *Get Original Documents and make 3 to photocopy of each.*
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```NYSC orientation camp is fun. You can learn how to start your life after the service year during the SAED programme in camp which will last for 1week with intensive practical lectures.```
# *ADMIN*
#NYSC360

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@las_vegas17 @Ishow_leck @honest30bgfan_ Na you stupid pass because you can see that he is actually being sarcastic with his response
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@Ishow_leck @honest30bgfan_ Sorry to say o Enijere sir nah so you dey use money sponsor your own relationship
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@Johnnysins7m @Tomar273 @KJavierFM @FirstHalfYT @JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa @Akash62455881 @Jacobek08 @Krishna9_FC @Barcaball_Yashh @Abhirup65238011 @GamingFuture3 @SantiagoFCM @EAFCUniverse24 @FCthunder_EA You are a pace abuser
Case closed
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@Tomar273 @KJavierFM @FirstHalfYT @JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa @Akash62455881 @Jacobek08 @Krishna9_FC @Barcaball_Yashh @Abhirup65238011 @GamingFuture3 @SantiagoFCM @EAFCUniverse24 @FCthunder_EA man didn't run didn't able to score goal fall after a touch of defender only able to score goal in vsa and now hitting poles my bale ànd al owarian are way better than this fraudbasten didn't known why I did not take cruffy and kvara instead of maxing the badge 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️
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If u haven't used anyone of them then don't call yourself 😞 pro😜
I have used all of them(included all cards)
@KJavierFM @Enzo9CFC @FirstHalfYT @JONALDINHOtm @tutiofifa @Akash62455881 @Jacobek08




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