Michelle Chan Bennett

after my joke bombs on the zoom meeting

my parenting secret is that my kid will be chubby and/or a late bloomer and thus forced to develop a personality

“It be what it do.” Listen to our first ever guide-less game of Wanderhome. linktr.ee/myfirstdungeon Featuring: @shenuque @ahepwo23 @meeshibee @morebluebs #wanderhome #ttrpg

“would you rather have sex or watch a cartoom movie with me and we’re friends?” - @noshjasser

too young to be a pretty little liar. too old to be a new pretty little liar. Still pretty, little and a liar.

the yeast infection industrial complex

@Matt_Rain Pressing f to pay respect

Someone was so unnecessarily mean to me today it was camp and so sadly now i have to stan it.

@DaveCSaxon relatable king

@thekatesisk to be this way is an utter humiliation! please consider exclusively this factor!

i know about the free lunch

i could cum from someone remembering literally any single fact about me

Dominance

might fuck around and name my children the following: -Technique -Density -Syllable

the funniest people in the world are the editors at Bravo

it’s giving @JayCatch at brunch

@samstanish they did us dirty w this

@noshjasser @AmirKhanStuff Chibi josh sending me

incredible poster by @AmirKhanStuff

hi friends! hosting an (almost) all music show at BCC! there's gonna be silly AND serious music on it! wow! got a great lineup that includes: @SteveJeanty @rebweis @blaiseseltzer @DylanAdler6 @realponies so come thru! it's gonna b so fun :') TIX: brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…