Jae 🥹🧬

Why I am not in a relationship — Media Personality Oluwatobi

How crazy is it that you wanted to protect me from everyone else except yourself?

What's the most chaotic decision you've made this year

Right now, your assignment is you. Water You. 🤍

if no be madness dey worry you why you go dey wish wizkid happy birthday for your whatsapp status😂😂

@ARIAREIGN180683 Seems like porn in written form lol

My cousin came to me yesterday with this wild story, still looking shook but lowkey glowing 😂 She said she went to visit her ex in Lagos last month, just to “catch up” after they broke up 6 months ago. The guy was always average in bed before, but this time? Omo, something had changed. She said the moment they entered the room, he didn’t rush anything. He took his time undressing her, kissing every part like he was worshipping her body. Then the real madness started. He ate her like a starving man, tongue moving in ways she didn’t even know was possible — slow circles on her clit, then deep inside, fingers hitting that spot that made her legs shake uncontrollably. She came so hard the first time she thought she was going to pass out

This can’t be the life i protected with a mask in 2020.

What's a secret you'll take to your grave (the non-illegal kind)

What's a green flag that's actually a red flag in disguise?

The AUDACITY of my body to still be tired after I gave it a full 8 hours of sleep. Like bro, I gave you everything. What more do you want from me ??

y’all ever give somebody an excuse not to link and they got a solution 😭

As a man with 24 hours and no menstrual cycle, why are you broke?

i reject men for the smallest things , like why is your head shaped like that?😭

My depression magically went away after I received money.

Realllll🙂📌

Valid asf!

someone out there loves everything you hate about yourself

@Urfv_shammy I'll never because even while I was hurting I was considerate enough to not hurt you with my world

words b sticking with me. I'll never forget what you said to me & how it made me feel.

i love a man that don't have you wondering. everything just so clear,real & genuine

Sometimes I wonder who I’ll end up spending the rest of my life with.