Admiral Long Johnathan Silver

Is your refrigerator running?

I’m not going to jail 🥳

If Sabrina carpenter had one of my sandwiches she would overlook the fact that I’m unemployed

@DarrenMcFlubby @6beerdinner As a gay cyclist myself i wear my helmet mainly bc other people are retards. Idk if I’ve ever fallen on the road besides swerving out of the way of another cyclist, a person or a car

@6beerdinner Your right it sounds worse on paper but it’s just your in Westwood Massachusetts, you can go without the helmet

Could be a hot take but a dad going out for a short slow bike ride with his small children and hes wearing a helmet is kinda gay

Just blew a red light. Tip keeps going up

Uber driver is watching TikTok while he’s driving

@doggcum2 On the other days the menu was: dinosaur chicken nuggets, French bread pizza and corn dogs. Microwaved then air fried. No girls ever.

@megamunch0 I mean free meatball subs is just asking to go out of business. I’d sink that place

And this is why Hoboken is the greatest city in the world #glizzy4life

@GamecockWill69 Goat watch

My watch just broke boutta blow shit smoove off

Girl who sends me antisemitism reels and wants to get dinner Tuesday told me she can fit her whole fist in her mouth

“His license was just suspended 6 months. Give him a job offer / a girl who wants to suck his hog. Make them inaccessible without a car”

He got a girlfriend. Make the ex he jacks off to reach out.

In 2015 i was at a house party in Needham Massachusetts and a girl took my belt off with her teeth. Jessica i still think about you

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

I don’t think I’m such a big fan of these so-called “niggers”.

women are kind of like human jews

My cup runneth over

Running thru these niggas on the chess board at rehab rn

@BigTay667 Yes

in her bush like this