Megan Coplestone

Coronavirus can live on any surface for up to 3 hours. Potentially, it could last for days. Idiocy lasts a lifetime on any surface.

@HollyCampbell22 I just couldn’t join in with that, I’d be a right odd one out

Almost every resident in my home village dresses up to take the bin out and I’m glad I chose not to quarantine at home.

@HollyCampbell22 They go out in actual fancy dress 😂

Space jam is on Netflix. I am excited for today. Happy one month of Lockdown!

@mdabner1 Have you seen what he looks like without makeup?! This lockdown is only bearable because of his smokey eye look

@megancoplestone Yeah tell Rodge he can stop wearing it.

Is it about time to give up wearing makeup now?

@GrantBuckley2 Fuck sake Grant! Why?!?

@megancoplestone 🙋🏼‍♂️😂

Wind chimes: WHY?! What kind of person thinks they’re a good idea?

@mattyxander Hey, that’s harsh! Being stuck with any other person 24/7 is testing, regardless of who they are to you haha! It’s not something anyone is used to

There was a homeless guy outside Tesco, I’m everyone’s way, picking up fag butts off the floor and smoking them and no one said a word...

Cooking in electric ovens when you’re used to gas is the absolute worst.

There was a man in Asda wearing covers on his shoes. Full plastic jumpsuit complete with hood and covers on his SHOES.

Is anyone else saving wearing their black work socks for the special occasion that is going to the supermarket...just me...?

@sbell06 Papa John’s in my new worst enemy haha

When 4 slices of pizza gives you heartburn so bad that you can’t sleep, I think it’s time to admit you’re getting old 😢

@rodge999 @vampirebIues It’s your suggestion, we’re getting a pig! No backsies

please just look at him

@sbell06 Yes 😅 He’s such a silly sausage

Old people on social media provides such entertainment and they don’t even know it.

Yesterday we binge watched Tiger King. Now that I know who Carole fucking Baskin is, I care a lot less than I imaged I would about who Carole fucking Baskin is.