Meg

if you’re bringing and eating fish on public transportation, please don’t #MTA #nyc

I can’t explain it, but I forgot my hoop earrings this morning and I need to go home. I cannot work under these conditions.

@congraturitos I just felt something in Bushwick in NY

uh so did anyone else in NY feel an earthquake?

there’s no fitness check quite like trying to make the train

hear me out: hives as an accessory

The fact is, I don’t know how to human when it comes to getting on an escalator. Why did I just almost eat it because my foot couldn’t pick a step?

there’s nothing more comforting to me than a cup of hot, instant coffee

I wonder if my floor mates can hear me talking to my cat all day

👀 resentments thrives in a victim mentality - @CarderStout

my new year’s resolution: to be able to sleep without my heating pad

I’m thankful for pomegranates

I just sat and talked with a stranger for an hour over coffee— midwest nice is a thing, and Im here for it

weekends are for chair massages

I went from green juice to “there’s protein in this ice cream” REAL quick

laying in the sun on the rooftop drinking bone broth…this is my life

it just hit me that, growing up, all I wore were bike shorts and I was made fun of for it. now, all I wear are bike shorts and I’m like, YES PLEASE.

you ever just get tired of being a sucker for your targeted ads?

@_laurbi be right there

Can somebody come over and clean my room?

my favorite thing about my brother (@KahKub) is that when he denies my call, he sends the “sorry, I can’t talk right now” text, as if I DON’T KNOW THAT

we love an express train #MTA