a cat in the bath

fave if you’ve come across this tweet bc you’re hate-lurking me

@TTChelps Girl, fix yourself! I’m not calling you! Your dysfunction steals hours of my life every day as it is. It’s unbelievable. This is not an acceptable level of service, transit is barely functioning in this city @oliviachow @CllrJamaalMyers

@megnabb Hi, there to get further clarification please either give us a call at 416-393-3030 (option 6) or online via: ttc.ca/customer-servi… provide us with the route and vehicle number and we will be able to look into what happened today. ^SC

@TTChelps can you explain to me why the 505 Dundas streetcar westbound took us to Bathurst and Bloor? And then kept us on the streetcar on Bathurst waiting to turn into the platform for over 10 minutes?

@TTChelps Okay but does this not mean that the westbound streetcar would divert north between Spadina and Bathurst, and go back south to Dundas at Bathurst? Why did this streetcar go up to Bloor and keep us trapped outside Bathurst station for 10 minutes

@megnabb Hi there, sorry for the delays this evening, effective March 26- March 30 the 505 will be diverting due to streetcar rail repairs. Please see here for more information: ttc.ca/service-adviso…. ^SC

@TTChelps does bustime.ttc.ca still work? The website won’t load and the Next Vehicle text numbers at stops don’t text back with vehicle times anymore

@dondisappoints @DijahSB @DijahSB it’s so cool that you smell like rare books, freshly baked cookies and cut grass on a cool summer’s day

@DijahSB U gotta lead with smell cousin

dr ally louks do you like broke rappers

@PRcarly My PR-inspired tattoo can confirm

“Just circling back” is PR speak for: “I’ll give you my right kidney for a response. Fair?”

@TTChelps That’s not what I asked - I’m asking where the stop is bc there are multiple signs saying there’s a temporary stop just north of Dundas but two busses flew by the “temporary stop” without stopping before I just walked up to college and caught it there

@megnabb Thanks for the update. The next bus will be there in 4 minutes. You can find more information at: bit.ly/44pJEqC. ^TR

@TTChelps Northbound dufferin bus at Dundas

@megnabb Hi there. Thanks for reaching out. Could you please confirm the bus route so we can look into this matter for you? ^TR

@BrianVarnerVA @blurr_65 Found the cop ☝️

@blurr_65 It does sort of look like the sun had already set. I think they are enforcing closed after sunset because there were huge parties last summer.

love when i have a guest at the house and they sleep in later than i do. freed from all responsibilities but peeing quietly and not waking my friend up, laying in bed a bit longer googling stuff like “do animals get pins & needles”

Will stay up all night to see Super Bowl

@DMar6605 😝 you too!!!

my fave thing to do in a job interview is drink a whole cup of water and once it’s empty, keep pretending to take little sips like it’s not bone dry and everyone plays along

several times a day i say 🙁 not interested in cremation costs in 2023 but this lady will not rest until i am in an urn

Everybody loves Raymond stays ON during sex

@alex_ateah @amil Yes!!! It’s better than fan fiction

@amil I understand the gravitas of this couple!!

Trying to find someone ANYONE who watches The Bachelorette AND knows about Canadian indie comedy to scream about this news with me!!! thecut.com/2023/08/gabby-…

one thing about me is that i will cross the street to get a better look at a big flower

@wordford 😓 sabrina no

@megnabb you know she is.

why does it feel so embarrassing to be a regular somewhere? like is the lady who grinds my coffee every two weeks really thinking “here’s this bitch buying beans again”