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meguin meow

@meguin

I'm outis. Possibly 87% cat. My job is to tell folks they're wrong. Married w/ two 6yos, two corgis, one cat, and many brackish 🦐s and 🐌s. I was here first!

MA, USA Katılım Haziran 2008
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meguin meow@meguin·
WHY IS THERE NOT A BRA OF HOLDING
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celia
celia@_celia_bedelia_·
Maia. I’m on Zepbound. I’m in a calorie deficit literally every single day and I don’t have to starve myself to do it. I also workout daily and don’t eat like shit. Y’all can keep trying to act like I’m the insecure one but you openly admitted to not liking yourself, not me.
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meguin meow@meguin·
@Adriana19Flower @emilykmay She was a virgin wife. She remembers how she felt then. Do you forget everything in your past? If so, I'm very sorry for your memory issues.
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Adriana
Adriana@Adriana19Flower·
@meguin @emilykmay She’s divorced and not a virgin anymore. Her opinion on how virgin wives think no longer holds weight because she isn’t that woman anymore.
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Rapid Response 47
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
.@IvankaTrump on growing up with @POTUS: "Never once did he not pick up [the phone]. Sometimes, his office would be filled with people...and he'd always put me on speakerphone, and start the conversation by telling everyone how I got great grades—and I'd start to blush." ❤️
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meguin meow@meguin·
@fightingadmiral @_celia_bedelia_ Me: this particular word is actively harmful You: but but you said the same word that I already said that you didn't call out and isn't actively harmful so therefore you're just as bad wah wah wah baby crying noises
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The Swedish Knight
The Swedish Knight@fightingadmiral·
@meguin @_celia_bedelia_ “It’s ok when I do it” Standard 😂 Call me what you want mate, I’m not the language police and I’m not so wet to get upset by words I read Try it some time 😉
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meguin meow@meguin·
@jmstou @emilykmay I'm so glad that I locked down a virgin man whose penis hasn't been withered from compression from too much sex with other women
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JM@jmstou·
@emilykmay Nah this is stupid. People defend what they are. If you indeed were a virgin, this mentality favored you. If that talk "icked" you, then you probably weren't what you claim
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meguin meow@meguin·
@fightingadmiral @_celia_bedelia_ very cute to see that you have no actual response other than flailing lmao. Eating disorders kill. Being called an idiot just hurts your delicate feefees.
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The Swedish Knight
The Swedish Knight@fightingadmiral·
@meguin @_celia_bedelia_ You know the word “idiot” is associated with people that have intellectual disabilities? And you support that kind of language? 😬 Yes, that’s how insufferable you come across as 🙄
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meguin meow@meguin·
@UnboundFeminist @wine_018 As a person who loves bugs but also has two children, why am I more mad about calling spiders insects? Is it my arachnophobia? Insects = v cool guys, other than mosquitoes. Arachnids = nope, hate em
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Jesshhh@UnboundFeminist·
@wine_018 he told a woman childbirth doesn't work the way she experienced it. then explained that spiders are insects. the audacity has no floor and no ceiling. where exactly did he get his credentials and can we revoke them?
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ZyNah@wine_018·
The male genius who, with a very serious face, told my friend that it didn't matter what she said, she couldn't possibly have spent almost 20 years breastfeeding her 6 children cos the numbers juat didn't add up, but got all hot under the collar when I howled with laughter & asked if he was a comedian cos that was the best example of a mansplaining routine I'd ever seen. Mind you, he also spent 10 minutes trying to convince us that spiders aren't animals cos they're insects... so 🤷‍♂️
Ina💗@alicem3x

While telling a friend about giving birth to my second child, a man piped up and said “Uh, no. It doesn’t work like that.”

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Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
Actually, Kevin, I'm an infectious diseases doctor. I treat infections. So if we stopped all vaccines, there would be an explosion of infections and I would be busier than ever
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meguin meow@meguin·
@TheCubeCactus @BadMedicalTakes That's a very different thing from what's being discussed. A lithopedion is very rare. And it's a fetus; a combination of mom and dad's DNA. These weirdos think that a man's DNA remains after the fetus has exited the host's body.
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🇵🇸🐺Ethical Taxidermy🐺🇸🇩
@BadMedicalTakes I've heard of a man's DNA staying inside a woman for years but it was because the baby never came out for some reason, I forget the term but the fetus basically becomes a calcified mass or something like that, one lady had one in her for years it's crazy
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meguin meow@meguin·
@BadMedicalTakes My kids are six and I'm pretty sure their DNA is gone. Would be great if it could stay and fix my health problems.
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🇺🇸 Steve 🇮🇪
🇺🇸 Steve 🇮🇪@TrumpsWarCrimes·
@RapidResponse47 @IvankaTrump @POTUS "Then he'd talk a bit about my ass. He'd ask how my boobs were growing and I could send a picture to him for proof. He wondered when I could sit on his lap again but this time stay longer and grind harder. You know, normal things fathers and daughters talk about"
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meguin meow@meguin·
@mashwacker @punishedmother Lmao. You are braindead if you think men are treated worse than women on Xitter. Women post themselves getting a degree and men shit all over her. A man says a horrible sexist thing and some women give him shit back. It's not the same lol
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Mashwacker@mashwacker·
@punishedmother 2) 50000 don't represent 8 billion Merrick, however information/statistics/data does and they don't confirm that statement. Look at the way that women treat men on this platform and then argue about it without using the "it's consequences" argument.
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Merrick 🦂
Merrick 🦂@punishedmother·
Not only did I not get half, I put 100K into a house I was lied to abt my legal rights to, I paid his bills after I left. I never cheated, he hit me & then fucked a girl who helped my childhood rapist smear me. Your brains are rotted by manosphere slop & it’s made you monsters
Pain@JakeTheHiGuy

@SacOfTrees916 @punishedmother Because judges are corrupt and force men to give everything to their cheating wives

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meguin meow@meguin·
@tammywitdabammy @punishedmother The reality is that when you get married, you agree to share your assets with your spouse. If you split, marital assets are split in an equitable way. Way more women end up in poverty after divorce than men do. Men who actually pursue custody are very likely to receive it.
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tammy the RAT 🐀🧀👾@tammywitdabammy·
@punishedmother I get it but this is anecdotal evidence, and we do have the statistics that men are subject to prejudicial bias in proceedings regarding marriage or child visitation or custody rights in the US justice system at the very least. It’s like the only form of systemic misandry lmao
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meguin meow@meguin·
Oh my bad, it was a bunny
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meguin meow
meguin meow@meguin·
My dogs are barking so I immediately went to look if the Dirt Guys were back. No, it was just a threatening leaf.
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