lanie

i luv knick knacks i love discovering the knick knacks of people’s lives it’s very beautiful

yes i do!!!!!!!

*sees a rock* damn man i should’ve gone into geology *sees a phrase* damn man i should’ve gone into linguistics *sees a cell* damn man i should’ve gone into biology *sees a painting* damn man i should’ve gone into art history *sees

I was about to respond to a racist, then I remembered what Toni Morrison said. “The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being.”

It’s almost funny watching people convince themselves that CEOs make 400x their employees because they “work really hard.” Tell me with a straight face that Bob Iger works harder than the Disney World custodial staff.

Bob Iger is completely out of touch if he thinks the unions are the ones being unrealistic here.

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream

Here's what I think of the streamers' cruel plan to "starve us out"

important reminder that we are dealing with absolute scumbags here

i feel like i should send corporate tweets to strange men who dm me

insane & depressed describes me well 😎

telling boomers i went to the same college as jay leno, telling gen z i went to the same college as jennifer coolidge, & telling myself i went to college for a reason

gay cousins deserve the world

i think it's easy to make a show or movie without misogyny or the male gaze, like . . .

LET'S GOOOO THE BOOK-TO-MOVIE ADAPTATION ERA IS BACK BABYYYYYY

NO PEPPA PIG! THEYVE IGNORED IMPORTANT SAFETY REGULATIONS!

bioluminescent squid and diatoms

DO NOT TALK TO GAYS WITH LOAN DEBT TODAY