Zack Vile

i don't trust mechanics. i need my "tires rotated"?? nice try bud that's called driving

manic depressive shopaholic? baby that's buy-polar

you either die a chill dude or live long enough to see yourself get into combat sports

taylor swift went from dating a misogynistic nazi to a guy who just looks like one

@TheDunkCentral @BasketballOnX why does he look like andrew tate

Austin Rivers says he’d do anything to play for the Miami Heat “Miami is dream destination for every player like me. [Coach] Spo doesn't coach anybody based off merits or contract... I would do anything to play for the Miami Heat" (Via Bill Simmons podcast / @BasketballOnX )

you can tell how easy somebody's childhood was by how they react to a pet dying

has anyone ever seen russell brand and jordan peterson in the same room

this holiday makes me think of HBO's Girls bc I always wanted to raw Shoshanna

@JoeEurell1 Trail of Tiers

There's still time to rename 9/11 the Vertical Trail of Tears

95 degrees on 9/11 makes me grateful that I also have an inside job

9/11 = .818 brody stevens did it

9/11 (taylor's version)

@verysmallracoon @ellorysmith bad idea

@ellorysmith @zackvee has been summoned

Thinking I might get into sports betting.. feel like that could be very good for me

@DiscussingFilm @IndieWire great he's doing another movie about heroin

First look at Ewan McGregor and Taylor Russell in ‘MOTHER, COUCH’. The film follows a mother who sits on a couch at a furniture store and refuses to get up, leaving her kids to figure out why. (Source: @IndieWire)

so did dianne feinstein but she's still working. Brits are so lazy

the cure for male loneliness is schizophrenia

I end my emails with Cheers and I end my sorrows with Frasier

@CooneyOrDie that makes one of us

@zackvee I believe in you.

31 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of debt from my education