

Melanie
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@melhappens
Mel. Identical twins w/ @twobytwo_. Theatre, music, folk guitar, comedy, parkrun Run Director, history, books, letters pages, Ed Fringe & cats. She/Her.




Geeeeeettttt…. DRESSED ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… it is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas daaaaay! Love, The Airport.

There comes a point in your life when the world you grew up in has faded away. The people you knew have gone, the celebrities dead and the technologies obsolete. Society has moved on and there's nothing left to do but stumble around lost in the dark until you too pass.



Wyndhams Theatre the latest to block me from booking single ticket online; I had to waste time ringing them. Claim is that ‘this leaves a single seat difficult to sell’ but there are loads of people who want to go alone to performances. I think it’s discriminatory. cc @SOLTnews

If you’ve worked in retail, pls could you share some ‘worst customer’ stories? A woman shouted repeatedly at my 17yo today on her second day working at M&S for rolling rather than folding a jumper and made her cry. Exercises in resilience. Humour has (almost) saved the day.

If you’ve worked in retail, pls could you share some ‘worst customer’ stories? A woman shouted repeatedly at my 17yo today on her second day working at M&S for rolling rather than folding a jumper and made her cry. Exercises in resilience. Humour has (almost) saved the day.


