Melanie Homer

@rencarrot 100 percent.

My cat went out at 8pm, is usually back and asleep by 10pm, but tonight 10:30pm not home, didn't come when I called, 12pm nothing. Absolutely panicking. Anyway she just waltzed in at 2am and starting eating. Is this what it's like to have a teenager?

Very excited for this next project! stuff.co.nz/wellbeing/3605…

@dannews The pool video says it’s from Puerto Vallarta.

This video is reportedly from Port Vila showing damage from the quake

@fiharland Hard to actually fathom, right?

@melhomer No words

Lost count of the number of times I’ve said ‘what the F**K??’ out loud today. #USElection

Is it too late to join the debate drinking game? All of the silly stuff must have been said by now, right? . 😂#HarrisTrumpDebate

Fact checker rushed to hospital following aneurysm caused by trying to track whatever the fuck Trump is saying

I would be a useless reporter at the Olympics because I would just want to stop the interview and give the losers who battle thru interviews in tears giant hugs. And maybe some chocolate.

Can someone please make this show.

My favorite video of the Olympics so far is the cameraman for the trampoline gymnastics

I once hoisted a spinnaker in a yacht race sideways, so whoever was responsible for the Olympic flag going up upside down, I feel ya. #Olympics2024Paris

My first day working as a consultant at Microsoft! All going extremely well apart from tripping over a cable. 99% sure I plugged it back in the right socket.

@biggsintweets 😂

Is it the teal? Can we blame the teal?

@simonmorrowNZ @NZStuff Fabulous!

After what’s been a challenging fifteen months both personally and professionally I’m happy to be joining @NZStuff as Senior Visual Journalist and Quality Control Lead. I can’t wait to join the team and get stuck into the new role.

@holliejsmith Same.

The amount of time I waste per day walking into a room & forgetting what I entered for is astounding.

Relatable.

I keep thinking of how much Efeso Collins spoke about his wife and girls when we sat down for a chat on my radio show last year. He obviously loved them dearly, and I really feel for them. He radiated compassion, warmth, and a cheeky sense of humour. Such a loss.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.