Melissa Thomson

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@SpannersReady Reverse WDC standings! Sauber front row let’s go! What could go wrong

@SpannersReady Thanks, and I humbly defer to your expertise! One clear lesson seems to be McLaren in title fight(s) requires more concrete comms than before (eg “swap positions” vs “imagine Andrea as an angel gently strumming a harp guiding your conscience” etc)

@SpannersReady Listening to sprint reaction (❤️🔧👍🏼)…is there radio of Piastri arguing for later swap or is that an assumption of his mindset? I thought they would want him to hold 1st at first corner so a 3rd driver didn’t zip thru? Seemed like there was no “safe” swap moment early? idk

@SpannersReady @megschuster the radio messages about the wall made me laugh hard; thank you

she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

@MattP1Gallagher This was such a journey

Me after Ferrari and Leclerc pull off a 1 stop BEAUTY to win Monza

@hollysthobbits @lauracwinter @ZARA thank u @hollysthobbits for asking what we all needed to know😆 @lauracwinter you always look great, but this outfit in particular is a whole vibe ✨💖

@lauracwinter @ZARA This reply just MADE my day. Thanks for all you do! Love watching your commentary ❤️

@lauracwinter *Need* the details on today’s dress. So cute, so perfect. Please tell us where it’s from!

dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro

need a SPY 2 where Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham go undercover as Olympics breakdancers from a made-up country

Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!" And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.

@kayldavenport I had to do the same! Unlistenable

I’m literally watching on mute now this commentary is sickening

of course, the men telling Rachel she is WRONG about a fact because THEY must be right… turns out, she WAS right. damn misogyny- but it’s karun and villeneuve so… expected. imagine a woman actually knowing f1???? sort it out @SkySportsF1

@MattP1Gallagher @Charles_Leclerc did you get to try the ice cream!?!

Saw babe 10/10 would see again

@MelindaTaub I just finished the audiobook one minute ago and THIS WAS SO GOOD!! I loved it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I have a new book! THE SCANDALOUS CONFESSIONS OF LYDIA BENNET, WITCH is about magic spells, empire waists, and empire, and how the people we know best might not only be living out a different story but a different genre altogether. Order here! hachettebookgroup.com/titles/melinda…

💕💜💕💜💖

@jbarbernc Oh I LOVE this!!! Thanks so much for sharing this fabulous photo!

@melissathomson Summer school favorite character dress up day! Absolutely love her smile!! Thank you for writing books that bring this girl a smile on her face!

@BrianJMoylan SAVINGS!

The worst part of Scandoval is that it made us all watch COMMERCIALS again!!!

@pagetpaget @LoveisBlindShow This high-level diplomacy is why you have a lifetime appointment as #WYATR secretary of state

Guys, the Executive Producer of @LoveisBlindShow was my first agent in Los Angeles in 1996. He became a producer and only creates uplifting, loving shows, he is an honorable, wonderful person so let’s wait this time delay out. Great people doing their best.

@DreamSong77 Oh that’s still small talk in my book! I need* to think of a good example *don’t need to, nobody asked for one, but now i want to

@melissathomson Is that like when small talk establishes a rhythm? Like when everybody is happily chatting about the weather and not caring how inane it sounds, because I'm into that.

People could stand to nut up about small talk.

wow twitter gave you your career and changed your life?? what a story! congrats