Melon
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Close to reaching the “openly weeping” stage of being trapped on a @United plane that landed at DCA two hours ago and which they won’t let us off of. Please tell me jokes or send links to silly things.
Mollie@MZHemingway
Could someone call @United and let them know we arrived here at DC Reagan more than an hour ago? Thank you.
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@mattvanswol Get very tough on the repercussions. Word will get out it isn’t
Worth doing.
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We need to have a serious discussion about how to fix these teen takeovers.
Nearly EVERY time, the crowd is OVERWHELMINGLY Black, but we are not allowed to notice that because that's racist...
...so how do we fix this?
Seriously, what is the ACTUAL solution here???
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"Serious negotiations are now taking place, and that, in their opinion, as Great Leaders and Allies, a Deal will be made, which will be very acceptable to the United States of America, as well as all Countries in the Middle East, and beyond... we will NOT be doing the scheduled attack of Iran tomorrow, but have further instructed them to be prepared to go forward with a full, large scale assault of Iran, on a moment’s notice." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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@TreyYingst Well then the gulf “leaders” need to step the he’ll up.
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NEW: President Trumps says he is holding off on a scheduled attack of Iran at the request of Gulf leaders.
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@VivekGRamaswamy I don’t understand why we can’t just make IT BE then??
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This is common sense. The fact that it’s controversial reveals the problem. More on this soon.
Rick Scott@ScottforFlorida
Everything else requires a photo ID. Why not voting? It’s time to secure our elections and pass the SAVE America Act.
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@Silv101N He doesn't live with me.
Republicans refused to extend subsidies. More people had insurance under Obama and Biden. Interesting people now can't afford to live.
Y'all punk asses always blaming someone else. Clowns.
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My son just aged out of my health insurance.
Two choices for him.
Pay over $1,400 a month for COBRA
or
Pay over $400 a month on the Health Marketplace, which is actually the least expensive plan there.
Apparently, I'm going to be paying for his cell phone forever to help him out.
The system is not set up to help young adults succeed.
Housing unaffordable. School is unaffordable and Healthcare unaffordable and you have the guy in the White House more concerned about gold for his ballroom and blue paint for the reflecting pool.
#DemsUnited
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@unlimited_ls It’s awful. I think many didn’t see him as the separation wall looks high and most people stare at their phone. Also, we are slowly being trained here in the North to not get involved. Too many people charged with crimes when they try and help and things go south. Sad but true.
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🚨NEW: Father of two died after getting trapped in a Boston subway station escalator while more than a dozen people walked past him without helping
Steven McCluskey, 40, lost his balance while going down an escalator at Davis Station in Somerville just before 5 a.m. on February 27
Surveillance video shows his coat getting caught in the escalator as he desperately tried to free himself
As the fabric tightened around his neck, McCluskey eventually collapsed at the bottom of the escalator
Video released by the MBTA shows multiple people walking past him without stopping to help, including one man who watched briefly before walking away
An employee finally stopped the escalator more than 20 minutes later before medics arrived and performed CPR
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#BREAKING: Hayes: “Once upon a time Donald Trump had very strong feelings about a son traveling with his father on an official state visit to China…Trump sure thought it was a problem when Hunter Biden flew on Air Force One. With Eric, of course it’s fine.”🙄
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@RepJackKimble @Ostrakon451 Isn’t this a public servant role? You should be paid adequately. But I believe you are? How much should a marine make?
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@Ostrakon451 We shouldn't have to settle for adequate. What happened to the American Dream?
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Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.
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Jill Biden just posted this.
This is an actual happy family who cares about each other and loves each other.
These are good people who care about America and didn’t use it to enrich themselves.
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Republicans are fucking gross.
GOP Ls@GOP__Ls
🚨 Michigan Democrats put up a bill to ban child marriage. 7 Republicans voted against it.
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I've gotta say this. Because it's what I think. I think if Obama were white, he would probably be considered as one of the greatest presidents ever.
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Mary Trump: “Other than trying to stay out of prison, the only reason Donald wanted to get back into the Oval Office was so he could rob us blind. Everything for him is transactional. The only value in being president is the value it affords him”
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@mitchellvii And Ukraine hasn’t crumbled without the billions of dollars we were paying?
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Isn't it fascinating how when we stopped funding the Ukraine war, the entire Democrat Party completely lost interest in it?
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Trump has now officially broken every campaign promise he made to MAGA rubes about China. What a bunch of gullible suckers. Thanks a lot, morons.
Acyn@Acyn
TRUMP in Pennsylvania Sept 2024 on Chinese nationals buying US farmland: You can’t do it. We don’t want you buying our land. We don’t want you taking the land off the market… TRUMP in China 2026 on Chinese nationals buying US farmland: You want to see farm prices drop? If you want to see farmers lose a lot of money, take that out of the market.
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@nicksortor They must have given themselves a large raise hidden in the details.
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🚨 JUST IN — IT’S OFFICIAL: The U.S. Senate has BARRED members from receiving paychecks when the government shuts down
The ONLY useful thing the Senate has done in a long time.
I’m genuinely surprised!
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