Melanie Kilby

@frankbrunoboxer Im forever blowing bubbles, even bottom bubbles 😂😂

Evening Okay looking for an entertaining caption. 30 years ago there would have been an advert Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet!! If someone can really make me laugh I'll get the office to send you something!!

The best film ever, released 40 years ago today❤️

Oh @IainDale you are going to love the grammar in this letter! 🤦🏻‍♀️

@josiahjdp I really enjoyed your story! Your writing is very readable and gripping. My only criticism is that as an English person I didn’t really understand the legal twist as I think it is quite American, so it could do with a basic explanation to make it a bit more “international” 👍🏼

If you read this until the end, kindly drop a comment. New story coming soon. Anticipate. 🍿

My husband looked me dead in the eyes and said, “I want a divorce. I’ll take the house, both cars, the businesses, everything. Just leave the boy with me.” My lawyer begged me to fight. Family and friends called me insane. But I smiled softly and said, “Give him whatever he wants.”At the final hearing, I signed every document without hesitation. The house. The cars. The accounts. All of it. He sat across from me, grinning like he’d won the lottery, already picturing his new life. He didn’t know I had already won. As the judge stamped the papers, my husband leaned back, victorious until his lawyer leaned in and whispered something that made his face turn ghostly white. ...

@steveallenshow Sad for Vernon. I love him on Radio 2 but never been a big fan of Tess 🧐

It’s all going on in showbiz land, Nadia dropped from Loose Woman, and deep shock with Vernon and Tess splitting,and it’s only Friday.

@IainDale @NickFerrariLBC this looks like quite a big bit of straw for Sir Keir Starmer’s camels back…

@steveallenshow So nice to see you have comments open. I have missed you very much and hope you are keeping well. Really wish you would do a weekly podcast with your views on the news. Sending very best wishes🫶🏻😘

I have a feeling Scott Mills is going to be front page news tomorrow morning,nobody can imagine what’s been going on, one thing for certain it’s not going to be pleasant.

@MrPitbull07 Bubble bath

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid?

@emer_web3 15

@Gosleepriya 2

This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it?

@ayeshavisk41781 042

Crack the password let's try if you're genius 0.0001 % will crack the password

@Mishi_2210 127

@Arden_2210 18, Pythagoras theory

If you solve this, your IQ is high 🔥 What should come instead of ?

@BishopDewar Thank you for putting my feelings so eloquently. You have the platform to do this and I pray His Majesty will, not only take your words onboard, but will change his stance appropriately. God bless you your Grace. Amen 🙏🏻

As a Bishop, I cannot stay silent. I have today drafted and sent an open letter to His Majesty King Charles III, the text of which reads as follows: To: His Majesty, Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the Realms, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Bearer of the ancient title Defender of the Faith. Your Majesty, I write to you neither as a politician nor as a commentator, but as one of your loyal subjects who, as a bishop of Christ’s Church, cannot remain silent while the Christian foundations of this kingdom are steadily dismantled. Sir, there are moments in the life of a nation when silence becomes a form of betrayal. If I refused to speak to Your Majesty now, this would be such a moment. For more than a thousand years the Crown of this realm has stood in solemn covenant with the Christian faith. The laws of this land were shaped by it. The liberties of our people were nurtured by it. The conscience of our civilisation was formed by it. From the abbeys of medieval England to the parish churches of our villages, from the preaching of the Reformers to the missionary zeal that carried the Gospel to the ends of the earth, the Christian faith has not merely influenced Britain — it has defined her. Yet today that inheritance is being quietly but deliberately eroded. Across the institutions of this nation there is a growing hostility toward the faith that built them. Christian belief is mocked in the public square. Christian morality is dismissed as intolerance. Christian institutions are pressured to surrender doctrine in order to conform to the ideology of the age. Within the very Church that bears the name of England, voices have arisen that appear more eager to mirror the spirit of the age than to proclaim the eternal truth of the Gospel. Meanwhile, beyond the walls of our churches, powerful political movements openly speak of removing Christianity from its historic place within the life of this nation. What would once have been whispered is now proclaimed openly: that Britain must become a post-Christian state. It is in this context that I write to you, Your Majesty. For the British Crown does not stand apart from this crisis. The Sovereign of this realm bears a title that is not merely historic but sacred in its origin and meaning: Defender of the Faith. Those words are not decorative. They are a charge. They speak of a monarch whose duty is not merely to preside over the ceremonies of the Church, but to stand as a guardian of the Christian inheritance of the nation. Yet many among your subjects now ask, with increasing anxiety: “Who will defend that inheritance today?” They see a nation drifting from its foundations. And they ask whether the Crown will remain silent while that inheritance is dismantled. Your Majesty, may I be so bold as to observe that your coronation oath was not a poetic formality. It was a solemn vow made before Almighty God to maintain and preserve the Protestant Reformed Religion established by law. Those words bind the conscience of the sovereign. They remind the Crown that its authority is not merely constitutional but moral. The monarch is not merely a symbol of national continuity, but a custodian of the spiritual inheritance that shaped this realm. History records moments when kings and emperors were confronted by the Church and reminded that their authority was accountable before God. In the fourth century Ambrose of Milan stood before the Emperor Theodosius I and reminded him that even the ruler of an empire must bow before the moral law of Christ. That tradition of prophetic witness has never disappeared. Nor should it. For when rulers forget the foundations upon which their authority rests, the Church must speak — not with hostility, but with holy clarity. And so, I write to say this, Your Majesty: The Christian character of this nation is under profound and accelerating assault. If the Crown does not stand visibly and courageously in defence of that inheritance, history will record that the guardians of Britain’s institutions watched in silence as the foundations were removed. The issue before us is not nostalgia. It is civilisation. Remove Christianity from the story of Britain and you do not create a neutral society — you create a moral vacuum. And history teaches us that moral vacuums are never left empty for long. Your Majesty now stands at a crossroads that few monarchs in modern history have faced. For the erosion of Britain’s Christian inheritance will not ultimately be judged by speeches made in Parliament or debates in the press. It will be judged by whether those entrusted with the guardianship of our ancient institutions chose to defend them — or merely preside over their quiet surrender. You may preside over the quiet dissolution of Britain’s Christian identity. Or you may rise to the ancient responsibility entrusted to the Crown and speak with clarity about the faith that built this kingdom. The first path requires little courage. The second will require a great deal. But it is the path that history honours. Your Majesty’s subjects are not asking for religious coercion. They are asking for leadership. They are asking that the sovereign who bears the title Defender of the Faith remember what that title means. They are asking that the Crown hear the growing cry of anguish from Christians across this land who feel that the spiritual inheritance of their nation is being surrendered without resistance. And they are asking whether the Crown will stand with them. For the faith that shaped Britain is not merely a cultural ornament. It is the wellspring from which our laws, our liberties, and our moral imagination have flowed. If it is cast aside, the nation will discover — too late — that it has severed itself from the very roots that sustained it. Your Majesty, to many the Crown is a symbol of authority. But before God it is also a symbol of stewardship. And stewardship carries with it the duty to defend what has been entrusted. May Almighty God grant Your Majesty the wisdom to discern this hour, and the courage to fulfil the sacred duty entrusted to the Crown. Yours faithfully, Bishop Ceirion H. Dewar FSHC Missionary Bishop Diocese of Providence Confessing Anglican Church @PhilHs10 @RevBrettMurphy @revwickland @BishopRobert1 @GBNews @TalkTV @danwootton @Jacob_Rees_Mogg @LozzaFox @BackBrexitBen @RupertLowe10 @KemiBadenoch @JohnCleese

@GregBaldwinIroh You must butter the toast with proper butter, put the hot beans on the buttered toast, then sprinkle grated cheese on the top of the beans 😛❤️🫶🏻

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@NicolasDeprets1 I replied to JinWoo Kim’s post and he is offering a random prize and I would be so blessed to win it. His posts are always fascinating 🧐

@melphillips293 Can I help you??

Many everyday British sayings come from the sea. For centuries Britain was a maritime nation, its sailors shaped the language as much as the tides shaped the coast. You may use these phrases without even realising their origins. “Learn the ropes” – new sailors literally had to memorise the maze of rigging on sailing ships. “Show your true colours” – warships sometimes sailed under false flags before raising their real flag before battle. “Taken aback” – when wind suddenly pushes sails backwards, stopping a ship dead. “Taken down a peg” - On sailing ships, the ship’s rum ration was measured using pegs in a barrel. “By and large” - A sailing term meaning a ship could sail both into the wind (“by”) and with the wind (“large”). “Loose cannon” – an unsecured cannon rolling across a ship’s deck during battle could cause chaos. Britain’s language carries the memory of its seafaring past. @RoyalNavy @RMGreenwich

@VeteranIrish Love this 😂

1/5. A Labour politician, a BBC TV reporter and a British SAS soldier were captured by ISIS... They were, as usual, sentenced to death by beheading. Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last request before their sentence was carried out.

This is brilliant 😂