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y’all mind if a white boy gets a little jolly today?

thinking about treating myself to one of the best watch brands out there

AI was made to summarize Bill’s tweets

@thorswdn perhaps 15 beers?

@memebitdaIG what are you gonna eat first

i literally cannot wait to eat in these little huts

@duchovny64 Rats? You mean guys from Murray Hill?

@memebitdaIG The rats overnight love it, like a scene from INDIANA JONES & THE LAST CRUSADE. When you see it you’ll never eat in them again

@Omakase_Jones I prefer miniature AI data centers

@memebitdaIG could be parking smh

@dsnymike Even more reason to eat in the huts

@memebitdaIG Just be careful too many accidents where cars plow into outdoor venues

The real secret to wealth is selling faulty HVAC systems to high rises in midtown. I have made millions doing this, there is literally no down side

PWC? The critically acclaimed Wall Street institution?

if you’re under 5’6” everything should be taxed as short term gains

@corporateweapon Finally, I can afford a stick of gum!

Giving away my entire X payout to one lucky person that likes this post!

Seeing these Super Bowl ads further proves my point that marketing is a joke, who signs off on this?

@AFpost Wouldn’t Bill Gates just have unbanned him?

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.” Follow: @AFpost

Good thing I survived that snowstorm. Time to treat myself to some minor substance abuse for the inconvenience

the only two requirements to survive this snow storm

maybe life will get better if I drink 5 beers in under 20 minutes

@the_P_God @BacardiCapital Is that by choice tho⁉️

When you go out for beers with Mikael he has one rule!

think I might prep for this winter storm by looting my local gucci store

what if Trump wants to invade Greenland so he can make a bigger version of Epsteins island

@Gramercy_Goblin Don’t let that stop you king 🤴🤝🤴

Found my keys. Suicide postponed