Corporate Weapon

@Polymarket Tabarnak

JUST IN: Air Canada CEO to resign following backlash for posting condolence video in English only.

Nearly Monday.

@HighyieldHarry The brain-dead feeling after getting caught in that loop is worse than a hangover

I spend a lot of time posting on social media but I think the Instagram reels page is quickly melting ppl's brains. Do whatever you can to not even open the reels page or you'll suddenly enter a brainrot loop. Avoid short-form autoplays like the plague.

@chasedownleads God, when will it be my turn? 🙏

Humbled to announce that I'm now the CEO of Microsoft Thank you for trusting me, Elon

Happy International Long COVID Awareness Day to those who celebrate

@bryan_johnson Does this pertain to insider trading?

if your hands get dirty you can just wash them

@Degen_CPA *297, but no problem brother 🫡

Thank you for the quote tweet to your 7 followers 🙏

@iamjasonlevin How it feels to be a meme page magnate in the new economy

Meme page magnates are the new real estate tycoons and I’m Donald fucking Trump

Out of office. (You can just do things)

Not bad for just under 300 followers!

@JimChuong A pension fund underperforming in a bull market is expected. Different goals. The downside protection is what matters. OTPP is arguably one of the best pension funds in the world.

Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan earns a dismal 6.7% in a year where the S&P 500 was up 18% and the TSX was up 31%. Imagine being forced to pay into this money-burning disaster. Meanwhile, the Nevada state pension fund owns index funds, beats everyone, and is managed by 2 people.

“Another day in the trenches” The trenches:

Real

@junkbondanalyst How it feels going for a spontaneous field trip at lunch

The weather outside is so nice that you’re technically allowed a lunch field trip. Read the fine print

BREAKING: US stock market futures open sharply lower as oil prices extend their rally to +53% since March 1st. 1. S&P 500: -1.7% 2. Nasdaq 100: -1.7% 3. Dow Jones: -2.0% 4. WTI Crude: +14.5% 5. Brent: +10.5% 6. Natural Gas: +5.0% US gas prices are now set to rise toward $5.00/gallon.

Seeing people on X flex their ski trips is hilarious knowing they’re pizza-ing down green runs the whole time

Reminds me of the time Tim Cooks emailed me asking for some prepaid visas, said it was urgent. Being a business man myself, I know time = money. Told him not to waste another second and gave him my personal credit card details instead. He even asked for my social security number so he could remember my identity and pay it back tenfold.

Just got an email from Bill Gate “How fastly can you get me $500 in Walmart gift card? I am now in the meeting busy.” Most people would ask a bunch of dumb questions “Is this real?” “Am I being scammed?” Not me. When a billionaire asks for something, I jump into action. This little act of kindness will come back to me tenfold. Check your email, Mr. Gate. Just sent you the gift cards.

@PathOfMen_ Some men copy the same tweet I’ve seen 1,000 times.

Some men wake up at 28. Some at 18. Most never do.