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@WilJay_1 Vehicle is due for service. @WilJay_1 would you advise a car 'newbie' in Nigeria to start with a BMW? The question this newbie asked is one of the reasons I usually recommend starting with a Toyota, then do BMW when they have a fairly good knowledge about cars and maintenance

Newbie is asking, what does this amber light signify? He said it happens everytime he insert his fob, before turning ignition on.

@frank_pytPS Ah.... You're lucky it was only the radiator that got damaged and not head gasket

@menzekh That thermostat one is how he burnt my radiator (BMW e36). Kai!

An incompetent Nigerian auto mechanic once said.... "Don't worry about the check engine light... It is normal for your car to have it" ________________ "We need to remove the thermostat. Your car doesn't need it because of 'our weather'" Add yours...

@daemperor007 @malantrent @daemperor let me add to your prayers May @malantrent mistake sugar for salt when cooking soup. When @malantrent spreads clothes to dry, may him/her and neighbours not be around when a heavy/windy rain falls and sweeps the clothes into mud

@malantrent Yah lateef! 1. Let his original laptop charger blow when he is about to do a presentation. 2. Let his fuel finish mysteriously while driving on d express at least 40km from the nearest filling station. 3. Let him mistakenly transfer 10m instead of 10k I legit sat to read this

I raise you Nupe people… More than a decade ago we went to Kwara State, to a small Nupe village there for a wedding. My grandma was living in that village… and from the moment we arrived, you could tell life there followed rules nobody really explained. You don’t announce when you’re coming, you don’t announce when you’re on the road, and you don’t even really announce when you’re leaving because something bad might happen to you. My grandma wasn’t warm to us in public at all, always frowning, always shouting at us whenever people were around. But in private, she showed love in her own quiet way. If she openly showed too much affection again, something bad would happen to us. So she constantly warned us, like even joy itself was something dangerous in that place. She used to say if you act too happy, something terrible might follow. One day, something happened that I still can’t fully explain if I wasn’t there…

@frank_pytPS @agirlinlaw Very mindful, very demure. No matter the culture or status of the recipient, you can't go wrong with this.

@menzekh @agirlinlaw I actually use 'Dear Title/Name' for everyone. It doesn't hurt.

You guys I honestly need help 😹😹 Tell me why one of our Managing Partners was visiting from Lagos, he comes into our office room and everyone greets him with a “Good morning Sir” I turn around and look at him and I’m like “Hiiiii Sir!!! It’s so good to see you !”

@n6oflife6 @n6oflife6 While I understand this take, I'd seen them Chevrolets in Bauchi (lots of them) back in 2011. As at the time, I'd never seen any city in Nigeria with that many Chevrolets.

Apparently for a Long period of Time in Northern Nigeria People refused to buy Chevrolet Cars bcos Their Logo looked like a Cross which they perceived as a symbol of Christianity. I saw a Tweet that said Condition is Causing Many people to start Buying Chevys up North. Wow.. 🤯

@WilJay_1 @Carsnationn @PELSAUTOS @datogoniboy_ @abujacarstand @Verterex_Prop @nolimitmiracle @abazwhyllzz @Kinglamarr___ @hope_drifter @Wizarab10 "it doesn't have aesthetics", "no 'ambient' lighting", "the dashboard is not fine" Some people still think BMW came to play 🙄

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@WilJay_1 Let me take this a notch further to help team Mercedes-Benz 'feel good'. You'll enjoy a Mercedes-Benz if you're being chauffeured. You'll enjoy a BMW if you're the chauffeur!

@menzekh If you remove comfort, what exactly is left?

This picture perfectly explains my friendship with a Mercedes-Benz guy, We look the same outside, Same level, Same lifestyle, but driving with him showed me the truth. Anytime we go out, I'm in my BMW, he's in his Mercedes-Benz, Side by side like this, but the moment traffic clears, something always happens, i move, he adjusts. I take corners, overtake, enjoy the drive, he's just managing the car, that's when I realized we're not the same, we just look the same when we're parked. Mercedes-Benz friendships are like that, everything looks equal, until it's time to actually perform, Some people are your level in pictures…Not on the road.

@UnkleAyo @UnkleAyo (internal) security However, PO has mentioned going for 'low hanging fruits' first - the ones that don't require spending a budget to achieve big impact -Cut cost of governance -Establish adherence to the rule of law -Restore Nigerians' hope & faith in Nigeria

Peter Obi becomes President in 2027. What is the first move you predict he will make? What sector is he going to target first?

@WilJay_1 Note to self: if his name is Rabiu and it's a BMW, he's a speed demon - do not enter. I repeat, DO NOT ENTER! Him wan finish the speedometer??? 😳

That moment your boss turns into a Formula 1 driver and you turn into a prayer warrior.

@WilJay_1 She had imagined all the bragging she will do to get friends and pics she will take with/in 'ambient lights' to pepper them online. Hope you told her "...on a straight line"?

I was supposed to go on a date today but unfortunately date canceled, she said Mercedes is better than BMW...

@JewelMansy @papshine_t Very valid take! That marriage will never be the same again, and this may just be the beginning of the end. Now the peace is up in flames over this 'opportunity', whether the man or the wife goes, or even none at all, the marriage is badly bruised already. God help them 🙏

Either way the marriage don cast. None of them should go. Why? 1. If the woman goes, the marriage is over. She's going to experience a world which says men are replaceable. Her husband back home will feel insecure and let down that he didn't get to go. These feelings will clash and the next thing, divorce. 2. If the man goes, the wife is going to feel hurt. It's her brother after all, so why should her husband go and not her? Everything he says and does will be measured on a gratitude scale. She'll always remind him of the great "sacrifice" she made by agreeing for him to go. His ego will be bruised. More fights = divorce

My neighbour and his family came back from church today. I greeted them. Nobody answered. Few minutes later, he called me... "Abeg, meet me for junction. I need advice." When we met, he said his wife’s brother in the US offered to help one of them relocate. If the wife goes, she’ll earn 20% more. If the husband goes, less money. Now problem started. Wife said: "Let me go. Better pay and I’ll support us." Husband said: "No. I’m the man. I should go and provide. You stay with the children." They have 3 kids. Only one week to decide. Now the love in the house has turned to debate. He looked at me and asked... "Guy… who suppose go?"

@WilJay_1 Could this be Abuja - Keffi expressway? @WilJay_1 200km/h on a Nigerian road? Walahi you're a certified speed demon! 😳😳😳 Please just ensure that the tyre rating supports that speed 🙏🙏🙏

Guess the car and location I'm driving in. This is exactly why a HUD matters, no need to focus on the dash..

@OFFICIALJOTEK @OFFICIALJOTEK fantastic work ✅ My heart goes out to the ignorant person that this will be sold to as '2025 land cruiser'. What info will the VIN carry? What makes the vehicle a 2025 model isn't just the body & interior, it includes the powertrain, drivetrain, ECU/PCM, etc

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@Gideon1762779 @Otunbakush1 This is good info. Just to be sure...You know gear oil is different from engine oil, yeah? We typically don't change gear oil as often as engine oil. Only putting this out so we're sure of what has been done. Also check the gear oil dipstick to be sure the oil level is Ok

@menzekh @Otunbakush1 I did general servicing and gear oil was changed

This was a bill mechanic sent to one of my client when the driver said the gear jerk while on speed, mind u, it was a tokunbo car i sourced and delivered, owner was ready to go ahead cos mechanic said the gear is bad, told them to bring the car over, diagnosed it, waited till midnight when road it free to Pedal it down very well, all was needed was just alignment 12k wheel balancing and alignment, and they wanted to replaced transmission.

@Gideon1762779 @Otunbakush1 4/ Lastly @Gideon1762779 There's an online forum where you can also search for issues regarding your Sienna. There's no issue you'll have that someone else hasn't experienced or mentioned on the forum. siennachat.com Look forward to your feedback on the issue. Cheers

@menzekh @Otunbakush1 2006

@Gideon1762779 @Otunbakush1 3/ I'm hoping you have a scanner, or can go somewhere where they'll scan your vehicle. You may see one or a combo of these error Codes: P0717/P0792/P0793. Replace the failing sensor(s) and you'll be fine. This is what the sensors look like.

@Gideon1762779 @Otunbakush1 2/ I trust you know how to do this. If the oil is black, then it's due for change. If the oil level is low then you need to investigate and fix the leakage. After replacing the gear oil, if the car drives fine, then problem solved. If not, then you'll need to scan your vehicle..