steven mercer

@DPD_uk_helpcare paid for next day delivery on Monday, parcel has been out 3 times an not made it how do I get my parcel to my house!!

Not enough @NewtonFaulkner for one night! Amazing gig at the Atkinson, loved it

@NewtonFaulkner I know ya getting ready an all for Southport but any chance squeezing in bohemian rhapsody!!!

@DanHasAPodcast @SenseiCarl_ @adamrowecomedy @Haveawordpod few episodes behind an on about the cryer films!! Get on bridge to terebithia, if that doesn’t get ya you’re heartless

@FootballTalkHQ Bellamy

Guess who is this player❓🤔

@LewisCapaldi fuckin cheers mate just broke me wife! Watched the wish you the best video fuckin burst into tears at the end! Me having to cook lunch now

@FootballTalkHQ Van nistelrooy

🧩Can you guess who is this player❓🤔

@marknelsoncomic Bad enough saying he’s a number 6 or number 8! Pivot is a fuxkin joke!

Good chat in the football WhatsApp about terms that wankers have introduced to the game that can fuck off. Pivot and XG the main ones. What else?

@SenseiCarl_ Get on aldis knock off version!

Lilt has been discontinued. I don’t think I want to live in a world without Lilt in it. What’s the point anymore.

@FootballTalkHQ Canavaro

You can only sign one defender for your team: 🇮🇹Maldini 🇪🇸Ramos 🇳🇱van Dijk 🇩🇪Beckenbauer 🇮🇹Baresi 🇮🇹Nesta 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Moore 🇧🇷Cafu 🇪🇸Puyol 🇩🇪Lahm 🇧🇷Marquinhos 🇮🇹Cannavaro 🇮🇹Chiellini 🇫🇷Desailly 🇪🇸Piqué 🇫🇷Varane 🇧🇷Carlos 🇳🇱Stam 🇳🇱Koeman 🇧🇷Silva 🇩🇪Hummels who do you pick? 🤔👇

@PaddyMacSwag @StoolFootball Even worse shout

@StoolFootball VVD would like a word!

Is Thiago Silva the best CB to ever play in the Premier League? 🤔🇧🇷

@StoolFootball No

@ItalyMFA_int were travelling to Rome this month, my daughters passport has exactly 3 months left on the day we leave, 18/2 expires 18/5. Do we need to renew her passport before we travel please?

@FreddyQuinne Should’ve went to a dodgy island an shagged kids! Wouldn’t be in as much bother would he! #fucktheroyals #fuckthetories

@TWEnclosure Based on this World Cup an how desperate they are to give him it…on a plate

If Lionel Messi was a racehorse, what would he be called? 🤔😆

@adamrowecomedy Ah ok I got all defensive haha

@mercer2186 It’s obviously a joke you divvy, they knew the camera was on 😂

@adamrowecomedy ey just watched the YouTube special again, must have missed the baldy nonce in the green room at the end of it! ‘Who the fuck is that guy’ defo get him on the pod, film it then just don’t put it out the prick

@footballtweet @SundayChants Should ya stats up ya arse! What I’ve seen backs my opionion R9 every time! The man was possibly the best ever, with no knees!

You can only choose ONE for your team. Both in their PEAK. Who do you pick? 🧐🇧🇷

@DanHasAPodcast Allegedly

THE TOUR MERCH TEA TOWELS HAVE ARRIVED!! 🤣🤣

@DanHasAPodcast been saving this for the drive home from Normandy! Now the kids are asleep time to enjoy!