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@ItsJessJames @glass_myth I watched this movie in theaters and to this day I think it’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen lol
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@reyphorian QUIT WITH THE PATRIARCHY BS...it's WOMEN that are the problem...women are fucking AWFUL, and it's NOT the fault of the "patriarchy", it's because women want to be the only one in the room admired by both men AND other women...THEY want to be the special one, not YOU...
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i think women need to actually like. listen to trans men & transmascs about our upbringings because when we talk about being raised as girls we're talking about systemic misogyny. the concept of female camaraderie is a lie, women are just as capable of creating in and out groups
APHID!@tShrinkingRae
@ItaSylver im not talking about female socialization im talking about female friendship and female community
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@foalsofdenial @stealth_riot hes deadass trying to get into lovejoy its a whole thing
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They’re burning him at the stake as we fucking speak
layla (gunch)🔆@itslaylatime
anyway like once a week a trans woman is the acceptable person to dogpile but I don't think I've ever seen it be a trans man 🤔
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@Tonyragepas @SterennTorrPenn @0ctoberfullmoon no its not lmao😭 u can get bread/baguettes at most grocery stores
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@SterennTorrPenn @0ctoberfullmoon Ils en on mais c'est un produit de luxe. La baguette est vendue a prix d'or.
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europeans log on twitter and say some shit like “AMERICANS DON’T HAVE BREAD IN GROCERY STORES??” with 100% seriousness like what are you talking about
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Tickets go live at 10AM EDT!
Get them here: linktr.ee/SchlattLIVE
FAQs about my show:
- What is it?
It's a late night talk show-inspired comedy show. There will be a bunch of different segments, some scripted and some improv, and the audience will be able to control portions of it.
- Will there be singing?
No
- Will there be a meet and greet?
NO LMAO
- Will this be the best night of my life?
Absolutely not
- When are you streaming QSMP?
Do not come to my show
Schlatt & Co.@schlatt
Out of sheer boredom, I will be doing a LIVE SHOW this June in New York City. It will be the only one I ever do. There will be a special guest. Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@M1das_OW2 my plan is to just get incredibly stoned beforehand so the people there don’t make me want to die
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getting to the jschlatt live show and remembering that jschlatt fans are also there
Schlatt & Co.@schlatt
Out of sheer boredom, I will be doing a LIVE SHOW this June in New York City. It will be the only one I ever do. There will be a special guest. Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@_Fenrir_7 @25YearsAgoLive retarded people really are just making up new conspiracy theories lmao
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@25YearsAgoLive The HIV/AIDS narrative is false. The reason behind the immune system collapse isn't a virus, but rather the recreational drug "poppers" (alkyl nitrites), which were, and still are, rampantly abused in homosexual subcultures.
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In case you’re wondering, yes - this is the first known European to die of AIDS.
1976 Live@50YearsAgoLive
Arne Vidar Røed, a Norwegian merchant marine, dies of a mysterious new virus that seemingly has no cure. He was 29. His eight-year-old daughter died of the same illness on January 4, and his wife is sick with it. Doctors are baffled and believe that Røed may have contracted the disease when, aged 15, his ship was docked in Cameroon in 1961. Røed also contracted gonorrhea on that trip.
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@thewclar_11 @PrecariousGhost @YourLemonLove Saying youre “bullying someone back” implies they were being cruel to you
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I wanted to learn about what I might've experienced and instead found something actually repulsive
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@TheNoisyMiner2 @winniemli I don’t want to hear shit about “mens depravity” from the same gender that finds it personally offensive to be told not to whore around
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18 yrs ago, I was violently assaulted & raped while walking alone. Every year on the anniversary of that day, I go on a solo hike to remind myself that there is still beauty in this world & I can enjoy it. This yr, I pushed myself & did a few days of the Southwest Coast Path…
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@DetroitDaveCell @newstart_2024 Bros 71 LMAO life will definitely be short for you i guess!
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I'll say this: if I were looking for a wife today, any tattoos would be disqualifying. And that's not because I "hate tattoos". Some of them are cool as hell, as art. But that's not the point. Tattoos mean you have Issues, in my experience. Life's too short for putting up with that.
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Kat Von D casually dropped that she’s blacking out almost her entire body with solid black ink — and she’s already at 80% done after 40+ hours of sessions.
She’s turning old tattoos into a dramatic blackout bodysuit with black flowers and patterns (not a full scuba suit look, she promises). The process is done in 2-3 hour increments because it’s intense, and she numbs up with cream to handle the pain.
Back when she started tattooing, visible ink could get you fired. Now everyone has tattoos and it’s “kind of boring,” so she’s going the opposite direction — and catching a lot of confused (and negative) reactions online.
She says people need to trust the process… it’ll look good in the end.
As of 2026, Kat is nearing completion of her full blackout bodysuit and has shared updates saying the transformation feels like a clean slate.
What do you think — would you ever go for a major tattoo transformation like this?
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@Cee_Ceelicious @hasanthehun Jesus Christ, lady. You’ve been on this app since before I could read. Your account can legally vote, and yet after all these years you still spend hours on your phone doing the exact same thing. Don’t you ever look in the mirror and wonder where the years went?
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what the fuck is our country man
Molly Ploofkins@Mollyploofkins
Trump flirts with a UFC fighter as peace negotiations with Iran fail
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@catsiesxx @onlyseedaisies i know you probably didn’t read what you’re reposting, and it’s too many words for you to handle, but so many women deal with internalized misogyny and her analyzing her own past beliefs is not bad in any way
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oh but i thought females could take accountability? why is this being protected? if this was a 16 year old male teenager i am quite postively sure everyone would be attacking them right now.
the feminist protective angle strikes again, good on you guys. you're winning the moral compass award for sure, good one.
does it make me misogynist to say she is a weirdo to do that at 16? because I can't wait to hear the irony of defence for this.
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Vanity Fair has edited a controversial moment from their latest segment with the ‘SNL’ cast, in which Chloe Fineman reveals why she was fired as a camp counselor when she was 16.
Fineman revealed she pantsed a 6-year-old boy who wasn’t wearing underpants:
“I pantsed a boy and he wasn’t wearing underpants. And then a giant school bus drove by. He would like lift my shirt all the time. He was like 6… It was a different time. He would be like ‘Hey can I have a hug?’ And I’d go to hug him and then he’d lift my shirt up like a d*ck. I was like ‘I’m gonna get back at you’ and so we were on a hike, and I was like ‘Hey Ollie, go look over there it’s a hawk!’ and then I yanked his pants down. He wasn’t wearing underwear, his little ding-a-ling was out, and then these two twins were like ‘Ollie I didn’t know you didn’t wear underwear.’”
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