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One of the best feelings from reading is when you find a sentence so good that you have to close the book and stare at the wall for a minute.

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

You’re telling me that Manchester United have played 395 Premier league games at Old Trafford and never lost any when leading at half time since May 1984... does anyone remember any team that came the closest to breaking it? 🤔

🚨🎙️ | Kobbie Mainoo: “I used to dream of times like this.” 🥹❤️

ronaldo celebrates every goal like it’s his first goal and you’re scared to celebrate every little win because of public opinion?

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you😭

I like acting broke. People treat you like less than them. It saves time, energy, and more money.

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books

Teachers who teach in boys' schools huwa wako na very easy times. It's very easy to deal with boys.

People will envy you for having an aura you went to hell for

your 20s will teach you that you will be alone on the saddest day of your life but the sun will rise again and you’ll live

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a graduate struggling to get a job.

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

Women are hilarious man. When they find out you can pull other women they start liking you a lot more 😂

A woman who wants to live with you, will seek excuses to remain. A woman who wants to leave, will seek excuses to go. Don't beg any woman to be with you. Focus on your purpose.

Supporting your parents, siblings and relatives is a noble gesture. It is moral to offer help where needed. However, learn to say NO. Stick to your budget.

Avoid arguing with people who choose to misunderstand you. Some don’t want clarity, they just want a conflict. Explaining yourself to them is wasted energy.

Having parents who can financially take care of themselves is a beautiful gift to adult children.

life hack: stop trying to be cool. be nerdy and obsessive about the things you love. enthusiasm will get you farther than indifference.

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible, not Valuable