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@messenger32won
I’m the messenger of the Rapture, I’ve seen God face to face and Jesus came to me in the flesh / Fork Jockey / 69”s 175lbs/ White Mamba. kept man

A Kentucky family has declined a $26 million offer to sell their farmland for an AI data center. “If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. $26 million doesn’t mean anything.”


Woman who married river shares how she keeps romance alive on wedding anniversary: 'I am committed' trib.al/DHe7cxt

Footage showing thousands of crows flying across the Tel Aviv skyline is going viral! This is considered by many to be a "harbinger of doom” as it is often followed by total catastrophe. An extremely rare sight that no country ever wants to see.

Just bit into a gas station boiled egg and it had two yolks 🤮

@DaphneB76234 oh nvm i get the joke smh sry im dumb.. well hung counts as a D joke then cat from japan counts as a pussy joke.. sorry i make a lot of dumb jokes anon.. link was just ziggy stardust i would have expected myself to put a twist on that tbh.. seems basic but great song<3






















