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"You can’t support other national teams at the World Cup" Me at home celebrating Cape Verde draw

@cream_my_cheese World Cup Appearances Moreira: 1 Denkey: 0

Goals against Steven Morreira Spain: 0 Kevin Denkey: 2

Columbus Crew not doing a watch party for Columbia but doing one for Iraq v Norway is so disappointing. No support for Cucho is a choice forsure :/

OHHHH STEVEN MOREIRA

JIPPI!!!!

The lack of RSVP etiquette/knowledge in this generation is so annoying

@FreddyLA7 Need to listen to Tyler Childers and Sierra Ferrell now

The best discovery of our road trip has been a musician called Ella Langley. We had never heard of her before, but after hearing her on pretty much every country radio station, we’ve become big fans. She’s basically the soundtrack of our trip.

Bold talk coming from a citizen of a country that puts copious amounts of mayonnaise on everything

I think the World Cup may be a super spreader event for ranch to the rest of the world.

@mrsdobbins_ 33 weeks and I’m officially miserable

Ok, the final 5 weeks of pregnancy are longer than the complete 40 combined.

the reds have lost 5 straight games

Husband’s phone fell loudly off the bed now I’m wide awake at 4am, baby kicking my ribs, and have terrible heartburn…. This 3rd trimester insomnia is something

Finally on a bus out - had to hold my pregnant belly and they sent us to the front of the line

Turns out Allied Security kicked everybody out of the shelters only for Memorial event staff to just tell us to get out of line and go back into the shelter. Saying that they should not have kicked us out of the shelters.

#thememorial @MemorialGolf making people leave the shelters since there are more severe thunderstorm cells coming through, only to stand in a quarter mile long line for the shuttles is very safe!

If this isn’t a writing on the wall to Fire Erik Sullivan idk what is.

@notcee_fan Signs

What movie traumatized you as a kid?

@AbakpaJob He yells at both me and my husband to pet him when he eats his dry food in the mornings. Soon once our baby arrives and is more grown, I’m sure he will con her into it too

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

fentanyl does kill. stop taking these pills, stop doing coke. sam levison did a lot of fucked up shit this season but the thing he got right is how fentanyl is taking everyone and everything n he took a major tv show to highlight how bad the problem is getting

@muheediva01 Indian loaded sweet potatoes. Season ground beef with garam masala, cumin, chili powder, cayenne, turmeric, garlic and onion powder and S&P. Put in baked sweet potato, green pees on side. Can add dollop of Greek yogurt too

GROUND BEEF CHALLENGE. NO SPAGHETTI, NO TACOS, NO BURGERS. What you making