table shaker
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table shaker
@messylikemad
fact that you’re here to find banter material means the hate is mutual
Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Mart 2021
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this babe and drama…might be time
to start questioning your choices
Persephone@call_me_sephy
I’m never collaborating with any artist ever again
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@wackoswagoo @kalemlikesalem_ the fact that you saw a pornstar and thought about motherhood…
you’re probably one of the niggas that peep inside the bathroom when his mom is bathing
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@messylikemad @kalemlikesalem_ Na god go punish you for me😂
This one mid? Your mamma fine reach am?😂😂😂
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@Dudugurl @kaziyamungu_ the whole point of foreplay is to get turned on tho and he wasnt turned on lol.
he didnt find her attractive it’s simple
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ED activists will say he's not into you.
He's not into you and you people are doing foreplay and getting naked, he's not into you but he brought out his ifedi to have sex.
Fellow ED niggas will defend him, just wait and see.
Chief Ene@_Ojonya
You people are talking of size? I was 11:55PM knee deep in the foreplay. Everywhere don wet, nigga whoops it out, boom! ED! He spent the next 5 minutes stroking it as we basked in the awkward silence. Did it rise? Still no. I just wear my cloth abeg
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@_Ojonya @SholaWilde he wasn’t attracted to you
“but he ate her pussy”
since when did men need erection to eat pussy, MADAM HE DIDNT FIND YOU SEXY
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You people are talking of size? I was 11:55PM knee deep in the foreplay. Everywhere don wet, nigga whoops it out, boom! ED!
He spent the next 5 minutes stroking it as we basked in the awkward silence. Did it rise? Still no.
I just wear my cloth abeg
Goz@SanjitheSage
So for the babes, if you go for a dick appointment or whatever and the man has a tiny penis, just the size of your pinkie, do you go ahead orrr?
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hope he’s suffering wherever he is
Baby K.@KSSOX
@fuckuoumotje He’s dead babe, I won’t get much of a response
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@ZoroThis @kauandubh come on bro, we’re not all bad, give me a chance
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@messylikemad @kauandubh No, if he was from Senegal i'd accept him. Bit nigeria, hmm there's a lot of rumors about them
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@messylikemad @kauandubh sorry, i dont accept african scammers in my lab.
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@ZoroThis @kauandubh can someone from nigeria apply to this job😭😭
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@kauandubh Come to buenos aires 13 September 2027 and approve your value to me ( no degree needed) just be hungry for energy researching
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@deylowkey247 dey compare yourself with woman, those ones all they need to do is post yansh and men go fallout to solve their problems
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Guy some girls dey face serious life issues oo, no reason am😂
JADON@whopls_
Omo girls life no hard mehn... Just imagine say your only problem na wig and shawarma...
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@OrAcle4romThaO @heismric bruh im on his side not on that cheating bitch’s side.
its normal to grieve, no rush am
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@DunnsOftheBuj u see this “god its not fair”
thats our biggest problem, go ask nepal watin dem do their own leaders…nigerians will be waiting for god to intervene
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So callous in the way he addresses the masses. It’s not fair God it’s not fair.
Somto Okonkwo@General_Somto
“Nigerians Want Good Infrastructure But Don’t Want To Pay Tax. They Want Everything Free In This Country.” ~ FCT Minister Nyesom Wike
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@heismric @Veeekthorrr im a software engineer bro, pls hire me 😭😭
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We have successfully issued SEIS Investor certificates and claim forms from HMRC to our early stage investors who can now claim 50% tax relief of their investment in MOmsi, from HMRC.
If you’re based in the UK and would love to join the limited investment round, let’s talk.
UGO 🇬🇧@heismric
So far this week, we have secured £100,000 🎉 in commitments from Angel Investors towards our £250k SEIS Round. If you’re based in UK 🇬🇧 and looking to get 50% tax relief towards your income taxes by investing in our SEIS round, let’s talk: calendly.com/parklins/30mins
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@NeephaOrji @Wizarab10 you’re forgetting she’s no longer childless and 21😭😭😭
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@Wizarab10 She will be fine. Another guy will sort her out soon enough like always. Funny how it usually takes a man way longer to get over a woman though. Internet acting like she lost everything when we know better. Twitter is not real life
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My only confusion in this matter is why women are not happy for Ugo's Ex-wife. I thought divorce makes women to glow. You should be celebrating the coming glow.
She don go her papa house. Una no dey glow for una papa house?
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@klintoncod @OgbeniBiodun mmkaaaay , alrighhhhht?
i miss those days guy😭😭
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I cant lie, the day i got this email in my case especially after 13yrs of being with same woman, i did not know how to feel irrespective of the fact that it was the right thing to do.
UGO 🇬🇧@heismric
UGO’s wife. UGO’s wife. Divorce is finalised. It’s Ex-wife.
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