@meta_beta

"He puts you in mind of something the writer Dagoberto Gilb once said: “My favorite ethnic group is smart.”"

Marty supreme should’ve been called one battle after another

@wabi create an app that pulls my bookmarks from X and allows me to organize by mediatype

"The immigrant dream is beset by a tragic irony: at its base, it consists of the wish to produce conditions of prosperity and comfort for children – conditions, unavoidably, in which children will be nothing like their parents."

BUGONIA will blow your mind. See it in select theaters now, everywhere FRIDAY.

"The word the general’s chosen is parsley."

@dannykanell How long have you suffered from CTE?

I can’t believe Quinn Ewers and Will Howard haven’t been drafted. Both players had incredible college careers. Great stats. Led their teams to winning seasons. They must be 1st rounders according to this app…..so WHY IS THE NFL BLACKBALLING them???

“The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently.”

The latest bad idea under examination by the @PPFIdeas podcast: Nobel Prizes. David Runciman and @AdamRutherford ask what makes us so attached to this relic of an outmoded idea of scientific progress? Listen here: ppfideas.com

“Its analysis found around 44% of verified victims were children and 26% women. The ages most represented among the dead were five to nine-year-olds”

@elonmusk Now post your daughters comments about you

@BlackLabelAdvsr How long has it been since your brain worked?

The CEO of Hims coming out in full support of Hamas was NOT on my 2024 bingo card.

mfs that have twitter but never tweet anything

Just drove somewhere without a map

"The distinction between foreign policy and domestic policy is not a valid one. We are unlikely to be able both to fight endless wars and near-wars abroad and to reduce poverty and polarisation at home."

HOLD DAT twitter.com/VideosBurner/s…

Pain

BAILA VINI JR @vinijr

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else’s opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

I *hate* videos like this, designed to mock ordinary people & make them look stupid. The most obvious point is that the interviews are cherry picked from a much bigger sample but made to look as if they're representative of people’s responses. But setting that aside…(1/5)