Marty

This just unlocked a core memory

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *click* *cash register noise* meet a nice girl

As a lifelong Stars fan who is 29 years old. I am really emotional about potentially watching Benn’s last game as a Star. Many younger fans think of him as a goon or heel. I watched him usher this franchise into what it is today. He was the transition from Brenden Morrow to the juggernaut it has become. He won an Art Ross. For a few seasons, he was up there with prime Crosby and Ovechkin. He won Gold in 2014 with team Canada. I understand he is a polarizing player, and deserving of criticism lately, but please understand that he is a franchise legend. I have watched him for 17 seasons. His jersey number should never be worn in Dallas ever again. If you retire and never wear Victory Green again. Thank you, Jamie. #TexasHockey

Battlefield 6 went from.. Arc Raiders went from… Marathon went from… Cod went from.. Halo Infinite went from.. Bro people have jobs, families, lives and other games to play. This constant watching player counts has to be the most virgin energy shit I’ve ever seen NGl

@SlavBritt And duchene and wyatt

Get everyone off my team but otter, robo, miro and Nils.

Make em 49.99 for a ole playa then nefew

@misshortcake_ No you aren’t lmao

i want more tattoos but am running out of real estate

@fuckdigitaldash This is zebra stripe gum

sour patch kids on the lifesaver

@fuckdigitaldash That’s hard

polo suicide ski but make it leather

just because we miss our friends

@wobblymami Yoooooo

Bang‼️

I will never understand why America's redneck/country boy population worships a creepy ass con man from New York City. Hank Williams Jr warned you about this shit

🚨 WATCH THIS. Newly released body cam shows Border Patrol agents deliberately steering into Marimar Martinez — an American teacher — before shooting her 5 times. DHS falsely claimed she “ambushed” them. Kash Patel amplified the lie. Prosecutors later dropped the case. Texts show agents celebrated: “Good shooting.” This was a cover-up.

Love jerking off in bed with my freshly shaven Butthole ™

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On this day in 2003 (2/11/2003), during Mike Modano’s 1,000th NHL game, the Stars’ Aaron Downey squares off against the Hurricanes’ Jesse Boulerice during the 1st period. Downey KO’s him with one punch. PxP: Ralph Strangis and @Razor5Hole #TexasHockey