@IfindRetards The top half of his face looks gay and the bottom half looks like its gonna ask me if I have any french fried taters.
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MethPirate
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People will look you dead in the eye and say this is a man
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@1bamf1776 @TB1Kinobe I got one. Who needs drip edge when you can caulk the entire perimeter of the roof
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@TheMiddleborne Its like they said "hey remember how Independence Day ended? Let's do that but way dumber"
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War Machine is funny because it’s like “what if indestructible murder robot not like rocks”
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@aelfred_D Ooooh and he finds out his name is like Bill or some shit lol
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A funny movie would be a film that follows a man with no memory, no past & no name who comes to believe he was trained for a mission and is being hunted by the people who assigned him but he’s actually a random schlub
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Jason Statham will star in David Ayer's new film ‘JOHN DOE’. The film follows a man with no memory, no past & no name who soon discovers he was trained for a mission and is being hunted by the people who assigned him. (Source: Deadline)
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The people that get jealous over how much money I make are never here when its Saturday night, I've worked 96 hours, and still have another day of work this week.....before it starts again Monday.
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Been working this hailstorm in Chicago for 4 days and I've already figured out what's wrong with Chicago.... all these people are retarded and everything good you ever heard about this place is hype. Its like St. Louis if St. Louis thought it was fancy.
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Saw this today doing an inspection. You could overhang your shingles an inch and a half, or if you have infinite time, you can lay them flush and caulk the entire premiter of your house.
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@Howlingmutant0 @politicalmath They shocked you have a job because in their world being a howling mutant pays pretty well
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I'm sorry to @Howlingmutant0 if this is a sore spot it is fucking hilarious to see so many lefty accounts having an extended orgasm over cancelling some dude who works on a ferry
Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers
Working for NYC Ferry. Wow! He's just like The Avengers.
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Prior to doing some retarded dangerous shit required for my job I like to spend a moment in prayer to Leroy Jenkins.
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@GhostFatburg @aelfred_D I bet sometimes he tells Smithers to do something before he realizes he doesn't have an assistant named Smithers.
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@lusciousbeagle I'm endlessy fascinated by the weird interactions this account has. I could live for a thousand years and never experience these personally.
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your sam hyde shooter shirt says everything i need to know about you. im not gonna post my bare ass for your tiny dick
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How my Amish neighbors rake hay. A 10 year old on a Kabota mower.
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If you don't think getting sun is important just know that taking tanning beds from women is what drove them crazy.
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"Insurance is a scam" announces person that requested the cheapest policy from the worst company.
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@0hour1 Take it and put it in a tortilla with some tater tots, cheese, and bbq sauce and have the best damn sloppy joe burrito on earth
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Eat it and say thank you.
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?
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@karol If I had that many many girls in my house I'd have stayed on the moon. God bless that man.
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@rrhetorical Of all the things that annoy me, this is #1. Followed closely by "dont drive off till I check it."
Its wrong.
Its always wrong.
No, theres no napkins.
Yes, they overfilled your drink so its running down the sides.
Yes I told them. You heard me tell them.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
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@RobProvince You cannot fully comprehend Jesus talking about building a house on sand until you've worked on an old house.
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Nothing about this cabinet was square or level and it never will be so you have to think outside the box (teehee) sometimes to make things fit.
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You can see how you often can’t just go out and buy a new thing for an old house. The original cabinet had to be maintained as the builders in 1936 cut the tile to fit around this cabinet that isn’t a standard size…..
EducatëdHillbilly™@RobProvince
Lotta paint and finish work but it’s back up….
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