Brandon Meyer

You know the type.

As curious as I am, I just can’t bring myself to pay $4.99 to read something as retarded as this.

Get to the gas station now.

@IBenWronged @mechapreneur Downward departures are a necessary part of prosecuting. We cannot possibly take every case to trial. Plea deals have to be made and the only way they can be made is by offering something better than what the Defendant thinks they can get at trial. This is the real world.

Proper grammar is “Hey, Sexy!”

President Trump’s military demonstrations in Venezuela and Iran were acts of supreme kindness towards Chairman Xi, as they have given him the first **real** information about the Communist Party’s military capabilities. Marxists use language to persuade, not describe, both internally and externally. So the CCP military was never **not** going to develop “a stealth fighter,” or “stealth-detecting radars.” To fail at these tasks would be an unacceptable humiliation. But the question is: did they really? The answer is no. Which is to say: Xi lives in a world where he cannot trust ANY information presented to him by his own system, because it arrives via a filter not only of consensus but also of pride. “The CCP cannot fail, history is on our side!” Except it isn’t. Realty exists. And the total failure of their equipment in VZ and IR was the first time Xi has ever received REAL information about his military’s capabilities. And it’s not good. Xi must now revisit every assumption he has about action in Taiwan. And he is now forced to confront reality, that his staff lie not out of malice but because COMMUNISM DEMANDS YOU IGNORE REALITY. Interesting days ahead.

Tehran is experiencing an almost total blackout following reported US-Israeli strikes on energy infrastructure. Follow: @AFpost

@PalmerLuckey I have been a subscriber and have every issue of WIRED for 33 years now, but I just canceled my subscription in contempt. Rather than celebrate and explore tech futures, they have devolved into a cesspool of negativity and jealousy. Ignore them and watch them disappear.

Amazing.

I spoke with the chancellor of @SUS_Florida about the vote today to cut sociology entirely from gen ed. He told me: “I want to make sure I get this quote right, and I want to make sure you get it right. We didn’t murder sociology. Sociology committed suicide.”

Crazy stat in this story from @thesimonetti "The number of AI-generated articles on the web surpassed human-written ones in late 2024, according to research and marketing agency Graphite." wsj.com/business/media…

A stunning dawn in St. Pete.

Territorial dispute among homeless at a St. Petersburg Tesla Supercharger Station.

Fun fact: We’re much better at killing bad guys than we were 80 years ago.

NEWS: Jay Leno has just released a 47 minute video going over the new redesigned @Tesla Semi with @danWpriestley and @woodhaus2. Dan: "We cut about 1,000 lbs out of the truck (vs previous Tesla Semi)." Link to video below.

Grid-scale transformers right now have a two-to-four-year lead time thanks to AI data centers. If the president starts targeting power plant infrastructure, Iranians might be on generator power for years.

USAF B-52H taxiing out on an Iran strike mission yesterday, carrying a full load of 20x JASSM cruise missiles.

What's worse? Losing in court to Afroman, or trying to convince a jury that people think your wife slept with Afroman?

With @chucknorris in Fallujah.

Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹.