Michael

@DocAtCDI Were you wearing clogs? 🤣

What do you need in order to poop in the woods? Toilet-trees.

@mariana057 Legen-dairy song! 🤣

Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine.

AOC believes she is in a better position to stop all wars and make the world safer. If AOC ran for President in 2028 would she get your vote? Yes-No

@softtail65 Pat Benatar — "Promises in the Dark" (Neil Giraldo)

🎶🤘🎶

@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Apparently there is a prerequisite that you must be an a$$hole if you’re going to coach men or women’s basketball at UConn. 1 down and hopefully the Illini takes care of the other tomorrow. 💯

Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?

@mariana057 What was the punchline? Can you jog my memory?

Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.

@RobertaFresque2 IHOP

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@DocAtCDI At least you’re not waffling this time! 🤣

If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today... I'll batter them!

@gmail My Mom’s account has an incorrect phone number. Therefore she can’t sign in because you keep wanting to send a verification code to this incorrect phone number first. Help!

@IffyTheDopester & Jeff!

Mine was on Schoenherr near 13 if I recall. Loved it.

@onlyyou_5510 @SuGaR_Babbyyy @Mishi_2210_

@SuGaR_Babbyyy @Mishi_2210_ 2

Can you solve this traffic problem by reversing just one car? 🤔

@Liya_3310 @SuGaR_Babbyyy

@SuGaR_Babbyyy 2

@SuGaR_Babbyyy @Alisha26221

For me the 80s

@dmk18572 @mariana057 How about when it’s time to actually leave and you stand around waiting as she goes on a 30 minute “goodbye tour!” 🤣

@mariana057 I am in my pajamas till my wife is completely ready. When she goes to the toilet "one last time before going out", I get ready before she is out of the toilet.

If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

@mariana057 Reminds me of the AIS (Ass in Seat) episode of Everybody Loves Raymond! 🤣

@DocAtCDI Is there a point to this? 🤣

Feeling cold? Go stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.

@DocAtCDI I didn’t like beards at first but then it grew on me! 🤣

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber!

My name is on my very first boyfriend from 1988! Fuckin’ idiot 😅🤦🏻‍♀️🤭