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Michael

@mgh50

Sports fan, especially basketball & football. Music fan (Chicago, Yacht Rock, Jazz). Sunsets and sunrises at the beach are the best.

Katılım Ocak 2025
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Doc @DocAtCDI·
What do you need in order to poop in the woods? Toilet-trees.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Every morning I take my pet cow for a long walk in the local vineyard. Yes... I herd it through the grapevine.
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Mia 🇺🇸@MiaForTrump·
AOC believes she is in a better position to stop all wars and make the world safer. If AOC ran for President in 2028 would she get your vote? Yes-No
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Michael@mgh50·
@softtail65 Pat Benatar — "Promises in the Dark" (Neil Giraldo)
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Michael@mgh50·
@RGIII @OuttaPocketRG3 Apparently there is a prerequisite that you must be an a$$hole if you’re going to coach men or women’s basketball at UConn. 1 down and hopefully the Illini takes care of the other tomorrow. 💯
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Dear Basketball Fans, this is a safe space. What do you think about Geno Auriemma skipping the post game handshake with Dawn Staley after UConn lost to South Carolina?
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.
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Michael@mgh50·
@DocAtCDI At least you’re not waffling this time! 🤣
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Doc @DocAtCDI·
If anyone else tries to make another pancake joke today... I'll batter them!
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Michael@mgh50·
Michael@mgh50

@gmail My Mom’s account has an incorrect phone number. Therefore she can’t sign in because you keep wanting to send a verification code to this incorrect phone number first. Help!

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Michael@mgh50·
@gmail My Mom’s account has an incorrect phone number. Therefore she can’t sign in because you keep wanting to send a verification code to this incorrect phone number first. Help!
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sᴜɢᴀʀᥫ᭡@SuGaR_Babbyyy·
Can you solve this traffic problem by reversing just one car? 🤔
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Michael@mgh50·
@dmk18572 @mariana057 How about when it’s time to actually leave and you stand around waiting as she goes on a 30 minute “goodbye tour!” 🤣
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Dheeraj@dmk18572·
@mariana057 I am in my pajamas till my wife is completely ready. When she goes to the toilet "one last time before going out", I get ready before she is out of the toilet.
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mariana Z@mariana057·
If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
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Michael@mgh50·
@mariana057 Reminds me of the AIS (Ass in Seat) episode of Everybody Loves Raymond! 🤣
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Doc 
Doc @DocAtCDI·
Feeling cold? Go stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.
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Michael@mgh50·
@DocAtCDI I didn’t like beards at first but then it grew on me! 🤣
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Doc @DocAtCDI·
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber!
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