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@Kiran47686 AI

I'm divorced 50yo . Am I still desirable for dating?

@CatLover56577 Stop 🎣

Without makeup, older, and mother of two children. Am I still pretty?

@Posted_to_BAOR Didn’t know you were a LE

What do you think of my latest MQ……….

@Posted_to_BAOR Sorry he was an ATO

@Posted_to_BAOR I had to stop watching the new film Fuze about a RE bomb disposal officer and a bank robbery. His rank slides weren’t ironed flat!

It’s been a while since ‘shit berets on the telly’ has been discussed on here. Go on…………….

@Posted_to_BAOR Don’t get Frank Bough and Frankie Vaughan mixed up!

Squaddie rhyming slang competition. Question 5 Frank Bough ……………….

@Posted_to_BAOR Still no idea so Frankie Vaughan is? Midfielder for Cambridge United? Opening bowler for Middlesex?

@Posted_to_BAOR Got any Frankie Vaughan I can use?

Squaddie rhyming slang competition. Question 1 Sherman Tank ……………….

@Posted_to_BAOR Need some boot polish and a copy of FHM?

Squaddie rhyming slang competition. Question 2 Colonel Gaddafi ……………….

@pardeep19922328 Missed you Chef!

Good morning my lovely peeps! I’ve been away from here for a little while as I was in India ( Punjab) taking some time out and soaking up the experience. But I’m finally back and feeling refreshed, recharged, and ready to get back into posting regularly again. I’ve missed being on here and connecting with you all looking forward to sharing more and catching up. Happy Easter to you all❤️❤️. #easter #goodmorning

@BraveSirRobin42 @RDPHistory @CMY1952 Because the are Royal Marines. That is coming from a Ex Rockape too

@RDPHistory @CMY1952 Out of interest, why did they think they were winning? Surely they would have been overwhelmed after running out of ammo at some point?

April 2nd 1982: The Royal Marines throw down their weapons, bending barrels and taking out firing pins before marching out of Government House. Many are annoyed that a battle they are winning has been called off, but Hunt has agreed to the ceasefire to save civilian lives...

@MtarfaL @MilitaryBanter Looking at her ribbons and rank why hasn’t she been to Iraq or Afghanistan? Well considering CDS hasn’t got either too, it looks like we are going to be led by non operational experience donkeys for a long time!

AJAX Saga continues, will the General have to correct the record? The Ministry of Defence pointedly declined to support General Reilly comments, with a spokesperson telling Defence Eye, that the issues with Ajax were “not the fault of soldiers”. defenceeye.co.uk/2026/03/27/arm…

@KsanaSaysHi Had more cocks than a sangar Gimpy (as a Veteran for more details)

what is the first word that comes to mind

@chica_pixie1 Nope, you look like a HR nightmare

can I be your secretary? 😈

@lostwithlily An evening of what? Meal prep? Pool? Cards?

we need a male opinion.. 💁🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦰👩🏼 if you can only choose two of us for an evening be honest, which two would you choose?

@Posted_to_BAOR Hello War Dept , fancy a fight

This rings. What are you saying?

@zoeevans00 You need to define the scale. Is it no 1 the best or 10. These are simple requirements

rate my outfit from 1 to 10

@ritaromanoos Liar

@chica_pixie1 Spoons. If it curry night then bonus.

first date where are we going?