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@JohnMayer If you could get drunk with one person, dead or alive-who would it be?

@yikesitsamy The acting was insanely amazing!

the way my jaw dropped when this happened. ruben’s face holy shit

Trey's acoustic show from Seattle, WA on 5/27/26 is available now for download and streaming via the LivePhish App: livephi.sh/trey260527

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

We should just remove all the data centres in the world and replace them with trees

Hearing erika kirk say 'I just want to go home' doesn't move me because those were likely the last words of hundreds of school children who never made it home because unlike her they didn't have a security detail.

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

Actually, only people with ADHD truly understand what it's like to be AGGRESSIVELY uninterested in something like so uninterested you're angry

@JustTheTweets17 The blood is on your hands. Have the day you fucking voted for.

I feel a deep sadness. So many of us worked very hard to get Trump back in office. We believed he would put America First and no new wars would be started. What we have seen this term is the opposite of what we voted for, understand it is not MAGA that has changed, it is Trump. Trump was a vessel to achieve the goal, he has failed the mission and it is time he leave the office.

@nasa after i visited the space center TSA made me through away my water bottle from the gift shop and it was devastating because this experience was just as good as a trip to the moon for me🥹🌕 #nasa #artemis

@NASA had me cry when i visited because it’s just all SO COOL

@stoolpresidente MY MATES MISSES?!

Yawn. Chickenfry told me this at the SuperBowl. Old news.

@pepsi Coke and pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@Conrad_Wilson It’s a setup to just k*ll them when they finally get to TSA because their water bottles aren’t empty🙃

@slothy_420 Bluegill

gun to your head name a fish

@wearfigs literally begging for more options in the Shelby ultra wide leg

@HouseDemocrats THEN FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Donald Trump promised America First. Yet, he has prioritized intervening in other countries like Greenland, Venezuela and, now, Iran. The American people can’t rely on this president to keep his promises, but they can rely on him to keep lying.

@RepNancyMace @GOPoversight @grok what time is this and where can we watch it live?

Just landed in NY for Hillary Clinton deposition tomorrow on @GOPoversight 🇺🇸

the way he jumped because the smoke machines scared him?!?!

Life is so enjoyable when you have trips planned, packages on the way, dates with friends or lovers, money and hobbies.

@OfTheBraveUSA She’s a fucking monster and i can’t wait to see her locked up

Goldman: "I found an email from Jeffrey Epstein to Ghislaine Maxwell…It included notes of statements that Donald Trump made about his prior relationship with Jeffrey Epstein…Will you commit to publicly providing the unredacted version of this?" Bondi: "You're about as good of a lawyer today as you were when you tried to impeach Trump." Goldman: "Will you unredact that?" Bondi: "Privileged."