Matt Harrison

Wow, how quickly a month goes by! Many thanks to the West Coast Technology Education Trust (& West Coast Community Trust) who sponsored GHS & WHS students to visit Blenheim for the Empower Te Rangapikikōtuku Coding and Esports Festival hail.to/westland-high-…

@Lfc_samie But if you want players without any Es, the first million pound player... Ian Rush

@Lfc_samie Not sure about the Es, but JamiE FowlEr loved a line (allegedly)

@tolkienzone @GreatDismal Tree-men-does

Some biologists have discovered this strange tree in New Zealand. According to experts, it is heading to Isengard to destroy Saruman.

@jokesuk Getting to the bottom of the Jet2 holiday meme?

British fighter jets flying over Cyprus, by far the most outstanding camera work I have ever seen. If Carlsberg made cameraman he would probably be the best cameraman in the world 👏🏼

@__mharrison__ @AnthropicAI AI & scraping Pandas: Eats, roots and leaves

By my calculation, @AnthropicAI owes me around $60,000. There was a recent settlement where Anthropic is paying authors $3,000 per book that they illegally acquired and used for their training data. I've written a few books and can find almost 20 of mine in their stolen content. It’s a strange moment as an author. On one hand, validating that our work has real value in this new AI economy. On the other, frustrating that consent wasn’t part of the process. Let's see what happens and how much of this $60k I actually receive...

@JohnBishop100 At least it wasn't a fight with a bunch of Scunthorpes

When a fight broke out at my gig in Nottingham 🥊 So looking forward to getting back on the road for my ‘Let’s Go Round Again’ arena tour in 2027 & my USA/Canada tour later this year…. Get your tickets now at johnbishoponline.com 🎟️ #comedy #standup #comedy #fight

@josh_uglyasf Who is offering this prize?

Would you stay in this cabin alone, no internet access, no visitors, just you and your thoughts for 90days to get $10m???

@InternetH0F Hang on, as a combat skill. When is this practically needed?

Just found out about Monkey Bar Kicking Fights.... and it's a masterpiece

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Grapes, Chur!

This guy made a chair inspired by fruit

@AudreyPorne Mostly, by and large.

Can't believe I've never met a straight person.

@IngridFuhrmann3 @MAGAVoice The the 1930s there was a certain Italian leader who rose to power with a similar populist approach, who also worked in a similar way to a certain water colour painter.

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Thousands of people cheer when Italy’s Prime Minister walks out. She is so loved ❤️ Trump’s policies work worldwide 🔥

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Expensive? It's deer.

Deer casually sitting by a restaurant in Nara Japan

@ImMeme0 Hats off to him...

Big shoutout to Polish tennis player Kamil Majchrzak!🇵🇱👏 How it started: How it ended:

@DiscussingFilm Did they model DogPool on him?

Ryan Reynolds has revealed that Rob McElhenney will make a cameo in ‘DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE’

@DarRamesnis Covered it!

Seems I knew Polish all along.

@rustyrockets Olympic Blvd: OnlyZeus&MightyAphrodite

They need OnlyJesus.

@kirawontmiss Chandler would counter, "could it Be any more diverse?"

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@Emmawasjim @fesshole British cuisine, oxo(cube) oxymoron

@fesshole British cuisine , best in the world...

I'm an accidental trendsetter. Or culture destroyer, take your pick. During gap year, I visited Japan with friends. We sat down to have our lunch in a small village. I put crisps in my sandwich & the locals were shocked & surprised. Went back last year, now they're all doing it.

@rustyrockets @kanyewest The groups who reacted to the current establishment by embracing Nazi symbols and slogans, failed to see the irony that if the Nazi party were in power they would be wiped out in the name of 'Aaryan Purity' which falsely justifies genocide based on disproven racist 'science'

"Heil Hitler" @kanyewest is uncancellable because he reached such a zenith in the culture that he couldn't be killed. I think people would like it if he died. Why? Because he's a problem for their agenda. Also, let's be honest; the hook is catchy.

@rustyrockets @kanyewest The groups who believe the Nazis were right and had divine right have failed to notice they LOST because the Allies were a team effort that relied on the melting pot of the Commonwealth and USA (disproving their Nazi divine right, despite the Vatican's support)