Thierry Ennui

I like my sex like I like my social activism: Yes In My Back Yard

@Menace2Sports What movie is this from?

Jim Harbaugh behind-the-scenes at Michigan right now

cutting a wwe promo calling out a 90 year old after a top 10 road win is objectively very funny

@TimShoemaker We need inches…let’s go completely horizontal

@friebos Sepp, in red, apologizing to Jonas at the finish! Maybe he’s actually Tom Wambsgans

@friebos [Rog voice] “Jonas is a bastard. They need to know I’m a bastard too, eh?”

Features return of the Succession theme tune.

@AlexiLalas What’s the morning workout?

Hello, Sunshine. Happy Thursday. Bring on the hypocrisy, sanctimony, judgment, and ridiculousness.

@CbusTodd @tokenliberal @ColumbusCrew @Nordecke Same! So glad it’s not that fake ass C

@SABRbioproject @whitesox @PhilHecken @UniWatch @ckamka Nice try. I know an undercover cop when I see one

Looking super cool in powder blues w a red batting helmet, Brian Downing debuted w @whitesox in '73, seeing action as C, 3B, LF, RF & as PH. Fashioned 20-yr career w 275 HRs, 2,099 hits & 122 OPS+.

@Nowooski "They're making stuff up" sfchronicle.com/projects/2023/…

Gell-Mann Amnesia, but for folks who tell you the police can’t be trusted then turn around and unquestioningly cite police-reported statistics.

@MFparkhurst @ColumbusCrew And that was from like a half dozen cards ago

The ref in this @ColumbusCrew game is loving being center of attention 🤦‍♂️

@StoolBaseball Don’t forget Marcus Semien and Matt Chapman

Wonder what Oakland/Las Vegas got back for these MVP caliber players

@_carsonology @dcsportsbog Show what happens next in the gif you cowards!

💪 What are natural gifts when it comes to competitive eating? Well, maybe not exactly what you'd expect. Instead of a large belly, eaters said they covet short necks, long torsos and wide hips. They also hit the gym, especially right before contests, to maximize energy levels.

🌭 Tomorrow top eaters will face off on Coney Island and compete to eat the most hot dogs in 10 minutes. So what makes an eating champion? A stretchy stomach, hardcore training or crazy willpower? @postgraphics investigated this pressing mystery. 🧵 wapo.st/3PMfDLQ

@TheAtlantic I haven’t tried the apps in the article, and they do sound very off-putting. But my personal experience with Waking Up has been nothing like that, fwiw

Meditation apps have made it big by promising quick and easy access to mindfulness. But what they’re really selling is better understood as … mindfulishness, writes Michael Owen. theatlantic.com/health/archive…

@NifMuhammad @ColumbusCrew Guillermo->Frankie forever

was going through clips of my favorite @ColumbusCrew goals of all time this morning (as one does) & wondering where folks would rank the Lucas goal from Saturday in their all-time personal favorite Crew goals

Damn near 30k at the Coli tonight to handle some #TOWNBIZ. 7 in a row for the HOTTEST team in baseball & thats 2 in a row vs. the BEST team in baseball. The baseball gods don’t care about a win/loss record. They reward those of unwavering commitment with moments like tonight that will live in their hearts forever. I will die an OAKLAND A & NOTHING will ever change that. HOW can you not be romantic about baseball?!

@AmazinAsCraze Can’t tell from this pic but someone snuck into Mt Davis and hung a “FISHER OUT” sign

I’ve never been more proud of this fan base. #RootedInOakland

Here's the gameplan tomorrow when we are in the stadium:

@korkedbats Wikipedia from June 11th. Has anyone actually seen him in a Cubs uniform? Think about it.

Still not updated. Today is June 11th.

How long until @Cody_Bellinger realizes his Twitter account still has him listed as a Los Angeles Dodger? Today is April 25th.

@django Best I can do is a gall bladder that went to Smith College

just got back from the oncologist, does anyone have a non-woke kidney they can give me?