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There is a thin line between selflessness and mumuness, man know thyself. #ObiDatti023

@lolaofabuja Thank God I'm not the one saying it this time. Them for don begin attack me. Very apt.Sometimes I wonder if brain dey pain some women of they just like doing abnormal things.

I’m learning from this Ooni’s marriage marathon that women are the greatest enablers of patriarchy. How do you let someone acquire 6 of you in 1 year? Are you a handbag, sis?

@BlaqBonez @perlikspictures This is really nice

“Back In Uni” video out now DIRECTED BY BLAQBONEZ & @perlikspictures 🥀

@Obiageriaku1 @kri8tif_Blarab @Ojiaku96 @MrMekzy_ Well I know the translation what I don't know is if you will like to go out with me?

One of my dad’s boys posted my sister’s induction picture on his status and captioned it “congratulations nwa oga’m” after a while he deleted, reposted it and captioned it “congratulations my boss daughter”. I laughed so hard cos I know the reason why. Igbo language ehn🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear future wife, if you're out there, I don't have enough money to wife you yet but do know I love you dearly and won't hesitate to come for you when I'm ready. I don't know you yet but I know you're out there. May God continue to protect you.

@TheIgboWolf The thing shock her😂

She doesn't even know what to say, i wouldn't either.

@Dr_Chiagu @kvngayooo Ma just be calming down small. E be like you no know wetin this country d talk this period

@kvngayooo People in their right senses won't eat left overs. It's one of 1000 ways to die. It is highly contaminated even for bingo

@Leksidetfk @Ms_neyah My brother the thing no give anybody mouth to complain again

@Ms_neyah P-Square's Oga Police song too... they have seen how worse it is now. Those people haven't seen shege then before complaining... our new Artistes are just after "she tell me say... my mama tell me say... when I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist" even Timaya's Dem Mama

Just heard one of Olu Maintain’s songs on the radio and he was complaining of the price of fuel at N40 per litre, I just started laughing really hard! 😂😂😂

@Ms_neyah He needs to do two remixes for the song now😂

@channelstv And ASUU is still on strike? But why? What is wrong with this country?

FG Confirms Purchase of N1.4 billion Worth Of Vehicles For Niger Republic channelstv.com/2022/08/03/fg-…

@shegzo_ It's simple, madness runs in the man's family

"Mr. Peter Obi, call you supporters to order." After speaking ill of the same person. Are you not mad like this?

@sofia6885 Yes sure

@MagboMichael1 @Obalumemma_OBA @Sheikhadi10 @obi_eni @renoomokri A fantastically smart one at that

@mice4real @Obalumemma_OBA @Sheikhadi10 @obi_eni @renoomokri Na smart fool

How to rescue Abuja-Kaduna train abductees 1-triangulate their location using their video 2-Get an airforce jet to drop a nerve agent to temporarily stun them 3-Send in commandos to shoot them and rescue the abductees alive Paying ransoms is NOT a solution! #TableShaker

@ms_xchi @maxvayshia Never... I want it all

@maxvayshia He can't say everything that he sees, not all minds are designed to carry such. Be content with what you now know.

If i narrate what just happened now, people would think it's fiction. Go well bro. I hope in your next incarnation, you learn to not underestimate people who you know nothing about. May the streets of the astral world be kind to you and may the shadows be calm towards you.

@chocolat3_dip Sorry sorry sorry don't cry

I miss how things were 5 months ago Life was more peaceful, I only had 500 followers and I didn't get daily unsolicited pictures from old men on twitter

@Obalumemma_OBA @Sheikhadi10 @obi_eni @renoomokri Person d answer smart but him comment na nonsense.

@Sheikhadi10 @obi_eni @renoomokri Must you type stupid stuffs

@alabi_kudus @renoomokri Kindly do your research well bro before you make assumptions. Perhaps you know nothing about the Anambra Obi inherited and the one he left behind.

@renoomokri Your Peter Obi Governed Anambra for 8 years without tangible & legacy project to show for it. His stint in Anambra exposed the limitation of his capacity as Leader, I Would Have Queue Behind Chimaroke Nnamani Of Ebeano Fame, I Would Have Queue Behind Donald Duke Of Cross Rivers,

You trend on Twitter. It gets to your head. You insult Atiku and boast that your candidate will win in 2023. Do you know how many Nigerians are not on Twitter? 190 million. You saw those humongous crowds Buhari pulled in Kano? They listen to BBC, VOA and DW Hausa! #TableShaker

@Theofficialseun @Chiamaka_AJ You've said it all

The most dangerous person to be with is someone that doesn’t love you and doesn’t want to lose you.

@DaniboyF Thank you

@mice4real Weldon

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@IAMCHRONICK I cut cap for the artist. Too much sense wee not kii you

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