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@TrenchBuddy Is this a code we need to decipher

mahalanobis distance in the trenches

@interp0late @TrenchBuddy Very close

@TrenchBuddy How close are we?

using pi dot dev to write a script to use pi dot dev to perform UX audits on all components 🔥

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@TrenchBuddy I’m bullish right now

Just updated the landing page with live data from the NRKT pipeline and real UI widgets from the dashboard. $TRENCH staking/waitlist flip imminent. TrenchBuddy.com

@TrenchBuddy Our Goat

maybe it's just trying to distract from the fact its making AI-controlled weapons, but damn gpt is really glazing the fuck out of NRKT

Running more smoke tests on the staking backend/frontend infrastructure on TrenchBuddy.com. $TRENCH staking contract is live, but want to make sure everything is bug free before the interface for staking goes live. I really appreciate everyone's patience. Of note: NRKT called both the long (6am Pacific) and the short side (2.5 hrs later) beautifully today. Can't wait for people to start getting their hands on it.

@TrenchBuddy Dev wey get doings

@TrenchBuddy You are always showing workings

Staking contract is technically live now. Behold: the first $TRENCH staking tx. I'll try to give granular hourly updates as the frontend and backend are deployed to enable users to join the waitlist. Contract: solscan.io/account/Bc981X… Tx: solscan.io/tx/4cqVWjp8U1q…

@TrenchBuddy You are the best Dev

I know I’m supposed to let the last tweet breathe for visibility or whatever but I’ve been cooking up some features that are just the absolute cherry on top in terms of customizability and user experience. Shout out to every single person with the IQ to spot a no nonsense dev among the SOL charlatans. YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED.

@TrenchBuddy It’s time for the Eagle to take off $TRENCH

NRKT staking goes live LATER TODAY. Min 100k $TRENCH to stake and get on the list. Waitlist position is determined by amount staked + time held (dw, those eth addresses in the screenshot are placeholders). So factor in the fact that we have some of the most dedicated HODLers in the space. Users will be let in off the waitlist in waves as quickly as capacity allows. Users in the first three waves will get lifetime access (provided they stay staked), other lower tiers will get 3-6mo free of signals + auto-trading package. I cannot emphasize this enough: the waitlist constraint is capacity for hosting each user's trade execution logic on their own dedicated VPS. I want your trades to win, not get in a queue behind a thousand other users. I want you to get your signals ASAP, not delayed by minutes. Accordingly, the auto-trading spaces may be extremely limited during the first 4-5 days as I scale up capacity. You will still get your signals, including notifications, don't worry. This is a capacity problem, not a greed problem. To that end, rev sharing is coming once revenue-generating products come online after initial launch is complete. TrenchBuddy has been shipping production-grade infrastructure since 2024. We are one of the only AI Solana projects from that era still standing, while the rest rugged or vanished into "coming soon" Discord channels. We didn't build trust by asking for it; we built it by shipping working systems that remove the need for it. Trust is the foundation we've proven through execution and consistency. Here's the lockup: 3 days. Not 7. Not "subject to change." Not "governance proposal pending." Three days. Period. Now let's talk about what happens when you click "unstake"... 👇

@TrenchBuddy You are simply the best dev

while solana scam devs grift and scam like it's their profession trench dev cooking in the shadows performing isotonic regression 3/2

@TrenchBuddy Best dev ever liveth

Staking contract being finalized right now. NRKT staking/waitlist opens 3/2. First wave let in immediately thereafter. Min 100k to join waitlist, though higher holding amount obviously puts you ahead on the list. Those who could spot a legit product from the BS deserve to be rewarded, so time held factors in too. Updating website (TrenchBuddy.com) with exact details.

@TrenchBuddy Knowing you is my best experience in crypto

The NRKT foundation is laid. I'm in the rapid improvement iteration phase where I'm having AI agents decimate my backlog of improvements in parallel to bring you all the best product. Case in point: Narrative Mode. It tells you exactly "what's happening, why there is/isn't a trade, what needs to change for there to be a trade". The difference between me and other "devs" on SOL: when I was 8 years old, I wanted to be a software engineer. When they were 24 years old, they wanted to get rich quick and scam you. This has been one dev for 90% of the entire TrenchBuddy project. Fuck your "I need an entire team to do shit because the guy who codes couldn't possibly write a coherent post or speak eloquently" and so on and so forth. That's cope, and the fact that $TRENCH is one of the sole survivors from the 2024 AI memecoin bubble proves that.

@TrenchBuddy We are patiently awaiting the best $HYPE perps trading bot

Remember when "DefAI" tokens like Neur that weren't even real products went to mid-10 figures? Imagine one that's actually had a real, battle-tested product for over a year (TrenchBuddy.io) and is about to launch the best $HYPE perps trading bot in the game: Agent Neverekt. That's $TRENCH. TrenchBuddy.com.

@TrenchBuddy This is really worth the wait

Agent NRKT = Neverekt. You know the drill: • Stare at charts 24/7 • Second-guess every entry • Wake up to liquidations (let's be real, you couldn't even fall asleep) • Get rekt in volatile chop We built the AI you wish existed: ✦ Ensemble consensus (ML + Vision + LLMs) ✦ Reads charts like TrenchBuddy ✦ Executes only when models align ✦ No action when signals conflict ✦ Enters, exits, and monitors your trades 24/7, with per-user server allocation for low-latency execution Discipline > FOMO. Never get rekt again.

@TrenchBuddy Keeping grooming our printing machine 🔥

nrkt called it, and soon it will be calling you. good things come to those who wait and hold $trench

@TrenchBuddy You gave the signal even when everywhere was red

Happy pump Friday! NRKT was short SOL until 5:50 AM PT, when it exited all positions until going long at 6:12 AM PT @ 80.33. It went short at 7:39 @ 84.05 until taking profit at 8:09 @ 83.65 as the short became too risky. The crown jewel of NRKT will be transparency. For any signal you are subscribed to, you will be able to see historical signals, performance, and reasoning.

@TrenchBuddy The best dev in this game

TrenchBuddy, the man, the myth, the legend, will live on inside NRKT as your personal trading concierge. He understands every signal that NRKT has received since the beginning of its training sequence and is ready to explain the rationale behind its trade decisions in any level of complexity.

@wangbnbwhale Yes I want

@TrenchBuddy Absolutely true $TRENCH to the world

$TRENCH is the best tech on SOL. Absolutely ZERO reason to gate a perps trading engine of this caliber behind a memecoin launched in 2024, and that's why I'm doing it. To reward those who saw I was the one of the few "devs" who really devved. $TRENCH for life. Expect us soon.

@TrenchBuddy We love our bot

a bot that notices this in milliseconds and acts accordingly