Mike Martin

@wbd Love #thepitt btw, great show!

HBO Max is now live in the UK and Ireland, completing its European rollout and bringing premium entertainment from Warner Bros. Discovery to even more audiences 🇬🇧🇮🇪

@EverydayStockz @elonmusk Day after: blood on the floor

@elonmusk Hoping to see this

🍀 Happy St Patrick’s Day! 🍀

@PalmerLuckey I want protection, I’m very dissatisfied re anthropic. When you work on biz reqs and code, it’s like a whole thing. I’m a bit miffed about the anthropic situation. But I suppose it’s just me. Let’s be lovely and nice for the folks that have a 12” ruler and make a drone. We can talk chips but that’s ok

@Itsfoss SuSE 1999, back before YaST became super chunky

Did everyone start their Linux journey with Ubuntu? What was your first distro?

@piersmorgan As much as it pains me to say: I agree with @piersmorgan

The devastating Covid report confirms what many of us said at the time: when challenged by the worst global health emergency in 100yrs, Britain was led by a bunch of clueless, incompetent, complacent clods whose appalling decision-making cost 1000s of lives. Shame on them all.

I’m actually very interested in this. We implemented MFEs but the culture in the dev teams is making us go back to monolith. I have mixed feelings about it. If the skill across multiple teams is too varied then the quality of certain projects can suffer. A failure to understand how semaphore versioning in package.json can cause headaches (particularly if multiple MFEs rely on same libs. Then there’s the whole “what do I want to export” debate, which gets messy. In a way I’m sad we’re going back to monolith but for the teams I deal with, it’s probably right on this instance. FWIW we’re not building Netflix.

Best way to kill some hours in San Francisco before my flight back to London? Finalising my deck for @ReactAdvanced next week! The dark side of #microfrontends … aka what teams get wrong when they implement micro-frontends🤔 New deck, new talk, many suggestions and practical advices… be ready because I won’t hold a single trick! And I will take a couple of copies of Building Micro-Frontends with me 😉 Check it out what’s in it! buildingmicrofrontends.com/book

@LeeHunt6 @4thUtilityUK Ok, so unfair of me to berate @4thUtilityUK for the CloudFlare outage, but fair of me to berate over the call queue being 1+hrs

They don't answer, I tried calling them yesterday, no answer, today I'm on blooming hold too. They have completely messed up. If you visit any site that uses CloudFlare, which is like a 3rd of the internet (like x.com, linux.org etc) you're screwed. I feel like reporting them to Ofcom tbh. Shoddy customer service.

@4thUtilityUK any chance someone might answer the 'phone ? I mean - I've been calling over 35 minutes now 🤷🏻‍♂️

@4thUtilityUK @LeeHunt6 @4thUtilityUK this is ridiculous! I'm on hold now for 45+ mins!!! Sort it out!

@LeeHunt6 Hi there Lee, sorry about the wait time. We are currently very busy, and are working on improving this imminently. Please feel free to call back at a less busy time if you need to speak to someone. :) - SJ

@4thUtilityUK Over 30mins waiting now, this appears to be normal for your company, how can I get out of my contract because your company absolutely sucks right now. Do better.

@4thUtilityUK Answer the blooming phone!

@adcock_brett Please can you train it/add more fine motor skills/sensors to de-weed my garden. I mean it, like actually pulling out the weed, putting it in a temporary storage, transfer from that to the garden trash bin etc.

Introducing Figure 03

@samoakley88 @HSBC_UK Yup and web banking too. They're not (yet) being transparent in updating theit service status page hsbc.co.uk/service-status/

@HSBC_UK is the app down ?

@fluffymitten @HSBC_UK I am experiencing problems too. @HSBC_UK you should be transparent on your service status page, please update it. hsbc.co.uk/service-status/

@HSBC_UK your service status page says all services working normally but I can't access business mobile or website banking. When will your systems be restored and why is the service status page wrong?

@elonmusk What is Vine? (I’m so behind the times lol)

We’re bringing back Vine, but in AI form

@AmericanExpress what’s going on with the cashback? May becomes June becomes July? Why is this? Is there some sort of advertising regulation that one must follow to tell the customer “hey dude, when we say annual cashback we actually mean 14 months not 12?” Just be fair with me.

@TheRAC_UK great job and credit to you and your partners for fixing my flat tyre last night by replacing the whole thing in a very good time. I mean it. I had a great experience especially for a Sunday night!

@NOW Please stop blocking my IP address, I will be persuing a chargeback for the last two months otherwise under the consumer rights act. I have submitted to your bot the address. Also the bot on your site prevents customers from writing anything, just sends them in some loop

@elonmusk Quite easy to rectify: stop ultra rich (oft nation-state wealth funds) property land-banking, build more homes, make it cheaper for women & men to have children, promote family as an ideal by giving tax breaks to families. Outline a future where it's easy to make an income.

Europe is dying 😔

@ExperianMkt_UK seriously, if you’re going to send me junk mail, at least don’t put a bunch of html in your subject line