Michael

Who is winning the Open championship today? ⁦@TheOpen⁩ me playing Saint Andrews!!

@catturd2 @deeann32482 Looks infected!!🦠

Nope.

@CuriosityonX @SteCK1878

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

Democrats will win the midterms in November 2026. Donald Trump will be impeached January 2027.

@jojo789987 @AmericanAir @SecDuffy Drive!!

Wow!!! My family of 7 was supposed to fly on Spirit to Miami for $597.48 total. The @AmericanAir rescue fares are almost 10x that!!! @SecDuffy how is the average American family supposed to travel?#pricegouging

@Kristinartz Yes my wife!

Try to say it honestly, okay? 😁

@sciencegirl The view cast...

A group of pigs is called

@Tironianae @DannyR2020 A Demoshit voter her whole life as well.. 😂😂😂😂

“I worked for 36 YEARS. Paid taxes EVERY year. Did everything right.” Outside the Social Security office, she’s trying to understand why her check is only $876 a month “After a LIFETIME of work — this is all I get. Meanwhile, billions are sent to people who never paid a dime.”

@Real_Ames Dumb ass!!!

🚨 A simple traffic stop… turned into a FELONY arrest. All he had to do was cooperate. Instead… he chose chaos. One bad decision can change EVERYTHING. Was it worth it? 🤔👇

@conquertheno @TheRealDudja $65

How much did this meal for 4 cost?

@PeriklesGREAT You don't have a bonus hole!!

Gynecologists are doctors for people with vaginas, also known as women. Does "he" need a Psychiatrist? 🤔😂

@BodycamVideos_ Adulting is hard for this women..

@Sofia50020Sofia @SoCalGuy47

What do you think about this?🤔

@Geniustechw EBT card!?

What do you think they're fighting over? (wrong answers only)

YES!!

@PeriklesGREAT @heyitsmeCarolyn

Who is this person ? 😂

@DerrickEvans4WV @mtaft48 Finally!!

The Hill is reporting that the desire to move to the U.S. has now dropped to an all-time low.

@lady_valor_07 I was President?

“Where am I?” 🤣

@lippyent Waffle 🧇 house Bed 🛌 with the women.

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@coffee_anytime @FlamankJ

He’ll lose. He’s a guy.

@Brown_World7 @lordwillprevail No balls....

What do Republican women have that Democrat women don't?