Michael Sneeden

@CPowers14 holy shit "someone off camera"??? try "producer colleague from whence all my branded blessings flow"

Someone off camera: “last one CP, just make it” Me on camera: “let’s hit one more, gotta make it.” Haters will say it’s AI

@ShaneRyanHere CBS producers to Ricky Elliott

Here's the tl;dr for everyone on the Koepka announcement: 1. He WILL get to play in PGA Tour events this year 2. He is FULLY ELIGIBLE to earn prize money 3. Because the field sizes are set, he has to play by himself 4. He is legally not allowed to smile 5. The "Shame!" woman from Game of Thrones will follow him during his rounds (with bell) 6. At the majors, the flag next to his name will be white like they do with Russian athletes at the Olympics 7. At the Players, he has to swim to the island green 8. For five years, Jim Nantz can slap him whenever he wants to, day or night 9. Any income Jena Sims earns from Instagram will be paid to Austin Eckroat 10. CBS and NBC announcers now have to refer to Jon Rahm as "Ron Jahm" until he takes the same deal

The Yankees are the first team in MLB postseason history to have the bases loaded with nobody out in the bottom of the 9th but not score a run and lose the game.

hundred dollar idea: Spelling Bee for just golf course names

Jeff Demps

Could be talking Wayne Rooney or Lil Wayne. Either way, both are correct.

@killakow the entire NCAA is up in arms about this

Hate when I’m working at Hermès and mock a casually dressed man who happens to be Jalen Hurts

@PhantomLimb444 @KShermanSports @RobbyBerger not that one, the other one. great pull

Let’s go with forgotten running backs and I’ll lead us off with Matt Forte

@RobbyBerger Robert Turbin

@RobbyBerger Koji Uehara

Spent some time at dinner tonight thinking about Johan Santana. One of the filthiest change ups of all time. Drop forgotten pitchers in the comments below, I love this stuff.

@jamierkennedy the boys are loopy

10.25pm in Northern Ireland….

this is correct

@TheFakeAbeBeame Great comp. I go back to this one all the time

Been thinking about this album all weekend as adjacent to Clipse. Legendary group comes off the shelf after nearly two decades and not only lives up to but surpasses all expectations. A miracle. music.apple.com/us/album/we-go…

@JosephLaMagna @fried_egg_golf Knapp is the poster boy for Powerful and Repeatable

Today we’re tiering (active) professional golf swings

@jamierkennedy Sweetens and Innes are tied

What’s the BEST 9-hole course in the world?

@kclairerogers youtube.com/watch?v=L3dxMG…

Love my fans! Thank you!

@SmylieKaufman10 let me know if you're trying to get in a game while you're here Smylie! Lulu's a great old Donald Ross down the road from Cricket and we'd be happy to have you!

First Cheesesteak down the hatch for the week. Besides needing to work on my confidence ordering the sandwich this place was 💯!

@willknightsTFE @JoelMBeall That makes it two asterisks. That’s the asterisk tally

@JoelMBeall Asterisk finished runner up on Saturday actually

Unfortunately for Rory a Masters win comes with an asterisk since Gooch isn't in the field