Mike Roberts

@SouthamptonFC Bassenthwaite, in the Lake District.

Going global 🗺 📍 Where are you following from?

@richardjarogers @WhistleblowingT Not sure if this comment is a joke.

Grant an inquiry of the Ofsted inspection at Caversham Primary School - Sign the Petition! chng.it/CMCYPhk5 via @UKChange

Love weekends away with my little dudes

@dave_mcpartlin My little boy (2) wants to be Princess Pearl when he grows up. I am just worried about Zog coming in the house.

Hate the idea of boy toys and girl toys, good job really as Teddy has discovered that he likes having his nails and make-up done as much as I do. 😍

@dave_mcpartlin Does the shed count?

Can anyone beat one tidy room in their house? Or a motivation level greater than 3?

Holidays with the crew

Team snuggles

Love a curry with the broskis @RDRelentless @JonnyPDavis

@timeforpj Thanks x

@michaelrobert30 You look nice here

Early swim with Lolly and Rob just a casual mile

@realmrthompson @MichaelBensonn @gloryglorytott I love how chill he is

@MichaelBensonn @gloryglorytott @michaelrobert30

Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis (who fought Mike Tyson) now working as security at BOXPARK Wembley and dealing with some trouble today… [🎥 @GloryGloryTott]

@realmrthompson @shootermcgavin Brilliant

@shootermcgavin @michaelrobert30

@Tyson_Fury Hi Tyson, I am a school teacher at a Specialist SEMH school in Blackpool. I was hoping I could get in contact with you as all of my boys are boxing mad and I would be a hero if I could get a message from you.

@JeremyClarkson just finished watching the first season of Clarkson’s Farm. I thought it was utterly brilliant from start to finish. Well done.

@realmrthompson @GeorgePointon_ @PaulWheelock I was wetting myself laughing at these.

@michaelrobert30 @GeorgePointon_ @PaulWheelock We laughed but overall we learned!

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke; Here is my analysis. A THREAD

@realmrthompson @GeorgePointon_ @PaulWheelock You’re the second person to say that haha

@GeorgePointon_ @PaulWheelock @michaelrobert30 'What a fucking shit show from Mikey' Honestly thought that the whole thread could have been you describing a class!

@dave_mcpartlin I would 100% read that book.

Teddy (4) has come back downstairs and is telling me all about how Willy Wonka died in the Great Fire of London and explaining that we should keep him in our hearts. He’s not having it that it’s not true, maybe it’s a book I’ve not read yet. 🙈

@dave_mcpartlin Sorry to hear that, keep your chin up.

Got to admit it was a tough day with another Covid case in school & my lovely Grandma passing away. Weird how the galaxy seemed to know & sent me a retweet from my new favourite author & a separate invite to speak at an event just at the right time to pick me up a bit.

@dave_mcpartlin Great effort keep it going

Another 4 miles chalked up pounding the streets and all worth it for the stunning sunset - and I’m now 9lbs lighter! 🏃‍♂️

@rhiannonsrs Never